"It is Not Too Far From Here..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Just me being thinky re: desperatefans, but. My female socks, and why they will never get pregnant, or, why to keep Soujin from getting bored at night.

russet_goddess. This is easiest. Stop eating and your period goes away. Stop eating long enough and it never comes back. Zara can't have children.

sixpearls. Neither can Mary; she's barren.

fair_hero. Hero isn't sexually active yet, because she isn't married! She and Don John might, in fact, have children at some point, but they would be really unobtrusive children. Don John does that.

queen_oracle. Mickle does not get half enough action. That is okay, because she's not all that interested, most of the time.

pretty_weena. So Weena probably actually has had any number of children in the past, but she only mates with her own kind, and there aren't any of those on DF. Also she looks like she's ten and thinks like she's five. This tends to be offputting.

techwizard. Dairine is eleven.

inglewoodblues. Ragnelle has three canonical children and that is quite enough, thank you. There's the off chance that she also knows magical birth control methods, but she's telling me this is none of anybody's business, so I will stop now.

Comments

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

And also, 'and her boyfriend won't sleep with her.'

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

So really, they've got the same excuse. XD

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

Heh, pretty much. XD

(I swear, the gentleman will put up a thread for Jonathan soon. I keep forgetting.)

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

XD

Oh, no worries.

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

Wait... What about Ada? She has canon!baby. (And Helen pregnant is totally canon for her, so there. I don't think there is a point after her marriage when she isn't pregnant.)

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

Aw, it was supposed to be sekrit. XD Yes, that's true-- I don't mind so much when it's canon. But it's like... what do you do with it once it exists?

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

Hopefully canon baby won't come to DF even though it is funny to see Richard squirm and flail. I have no idea what people do with them. But Helen is totally the perfect mother. And there are also so many nasty complications that can happen if there's no way to back out.

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

Yeah. XD I dunno, I just don't like angst for angst's sake. Maybe that's why my pups never do anything on DF. XD

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

It wasn't meant to be angst, it just sort of happened. At least Helen doesn't blow things out of proportion like Tom. *cough*Ada*cough

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, I know.

Poor Tom. XD Ada's like "LET'S BE FRIENDS. :D"

[abnormal-sea.livejournal.com]

Poor Richard. Tom's like "Why?" *prays Sophy doesn't show up*