psalm_onethirtyone: (Zara - Westmark)
Soujin ([personal profile] psalm_onethirtyone) wrote2007-07-14 12:40 am
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"It is Not Too Far From Here..."

Just me being thinky re: desperatefans, but. My female socks, and why they will never get pregnant, or, why to keep Soujin from getting bored at night.

[livejournal.com profile] russet_goddess. This is easiest. Stop eating and your period goes away. Stop eating long enough and it never comes back. Zara can't have children.

[livejournal.com profile] sixpearls. Neither can Mary; she's barren.

[livejournal.com profile] fair_hero. Hero isn't sexually active yet, because she isn't married! She and Don John might, in fact, have children at some point, but they would be really unobtrusive children. Don John does that.

[livejournal.com profile] queen_oracle. Mickle does not get half enough action. That is okay, because she's not all that interested, most of the time.

[livejournal.com profile] pretty_weena. So Weena probably actually has had any number of children in the past, but she only mates with her own kind, and there aren't any of those on DF. Also she looks like she's ten and thinks like she's five. This tends to be offputting.

[livejournal.com profile] techwizard. Dairine is eleven.

[livejournal.com profile] inglewoodblues. Ragnelle has three canonical children and that is quite enough, thank you. There's the off chance that she also knows magical birth control methods, but she's telling me this is none of anybody's business, so I will stop now.

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, what about Perry?

[identity profile] false-kyllikki.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Kyllikki is actually really surprised that she hadn't had any children before her husband cast her out. She had done everything a wife ought to, but she had never borne a child.

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Perry, contrary to popular opinion, is not a female sock.

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Is she barren?

*laughs*

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Such a pity. Imagine, little Arthurs and Perrys running around!

...maybe it's not such a pity.

[identity profile] abnormal-sea.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... Canon!Helen is a baby making machine. At least fourteen children by the third book. I hope she discovers birth control or something but seeing as how she's uber-Catholic I doubt it. Scary fictional, pseudo-mythological, thinly veiled representations of the Ukrainian steppe.

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, Moll Flanders too. She has about fifteen kids, almost all of whom fall off the face of the earth. It disturbed the heck out of me.

Michael will adopt all Helen's children. :D

[identity profile] false-kyllikki.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
No, she's fertile--Lemminkainen might have been impotent, though. However, if anyone ever decides to play him, that will be the typist's to decide.

[identity profile] snowyofthenight.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
I think I'm just morally opposed to DF socks getting pregnant. I don't know why. XD

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
...see, yeah, that was pretty much my thought process.

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Pfff, why do you think I worked out all these excuses?

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Interesting.

[identity profile] snowyofthenight.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ahhh. XD True, your reasons are better than my 'because I don't believe in bebbiez as an 'angst for free' card.' XD Since that's all they are 90% of the time, because you can't really RP an infant.

[identity profile] abnormal-sea.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Thirteen boys... It scares me. More importantly, thirteen boys who are all alive by the third book. And as the book states, she's only just "started working on the fairer sex." Village women borrow her clothing to become pregnant. It really scares me since she's in her fourties by that time and she's still going.

Awwww... It will be happy bliss-ness.

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Little Jameses, now. Those might be nice. But there would always be a chance they'd turn out like John.

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Horrific thought.

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yeeeesh. I know, Moll too. She had her last one at, what, forty-eight?

*dies*

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
*dies* You need to work out your own list! Arabella's could be 'sees her husband once every year or so'.

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Little Bobbys and Gregorys...?

[identity profile] rainbowjehan.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Moderately better.

[identity profile] john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
I object to the notion that the would-be mutilator of my boyfriend is preferable to me.

[identity profile] snowyofthenight.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, there we are. XD And Rosalind's would be 'spends 99% of her time as a man.'

[identity profile] gileonnen.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
And also, 'and her boyfriend won't sleep with her.'

[identity profile] abnormal-sea.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Why do most of my characters scare me?!? (Although she didn't at first. It was only when I got to that book.)

Wait... Since we seem to be having an oddly long conversation made up of comments may I just friend you?

[identity profile] notsincecarrie.livejournal.com 2007-07-14 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
The difference is that Gregory isn't like that all the time. No offense.

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