"It is Not Too Far From Here..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Just me being thinky re: desperatefans, but. My female socks, and why they will never get pregnant, or, why to keep Soujin from getting bored at night.

russet_goddess. This is easiest. Stop eating and your period goes away. Stop eating long enough and it never comes back. Zara can't have children.

sixpearls. Neither can Mary; she's barren.

fair_hero. Hero isn't sexually active yet, because she isn't married! She and Don John might, in fact, have children at some point, but they would be really unobtrusive children. Don John does that.

queen_oracle. Mickle does not get half enough action. That is okay, because she's not all that interested, most of the time.

pretty_weena. So Weena probably actually has had any number of children in the past, but she only mates with her own kind, and there aren't any of those on DF. Also she looks like she's ten and thinks like she's five. This tends to be offputting.

techwizard. Dairine is eleven.

inglewoodblues. Ragnelle has three canonical children and that is quite enough, thank you. There's the off chance that she also knows magical birth control methods, but she's telling me this is none of anybody's business, so I will stop now.

Comments

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Horrific thought.

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

Little Bobbys and Gregorys...?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Moderately better.

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

I object to the notion that the would-be mutilator of my boyfriend is preferable to me.

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

The difference is that Gregory isn't like that all the time. No offense.

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

N-no, h-h-he is ssimply like. Um. That, at unp-p-predictable intervals. *smirks* You can rely on my behaviour.

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

That was uncalled for.

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

Forgive me for being less than charitable--did you simply forget the attempted mutilation? Or do you overlook it simply because he's not a habitual maimer?

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

Did you forget what your boyfriend did to him? It was an understandable impulse.

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

He did the same thing to me, or near enough, and I refrained from using a single kitchen appliance on him. Don't ask me about ropes or handcuffs.

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

That's different. You'd been with Ramon for- three weeks, was it?

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

Longer than you've been with my brother, certainly.

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

I hadn't even met your brother yet. What's that supposed to mean, anyway?

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

That you of all people should know that duration doesn't define the merit of a relationship. *a little surprised to be so forthcoming*

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

Of course not. But it's still different, when you've been together for years.

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

Justifies assault, would you say?

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

More "explains" than "justifies," maybe.

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

And would it 'explain' assault if I had been the one doing it?

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Maybe. I can't imagine you reacting that way.

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

Good--there are some things that you consider beneath me.

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

Not quite what I meant.

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

What did you mean?

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

Just that I can't see you lashing out like that. I'd expect you to use words. Or if you did do something physical, I'd expect it to be meticulously planned.

[john-ofdarkness.livejournal.com]

*smirks* You do know me.

[notsincecarrie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I would hope so, after all this time.