"No Passion Left to Burn..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Robbed this meme from skaryma. Seeing as I am DYING from the plague Liz gave me, I do not have a lot to do besides lie in bed expiring.

Give two characters from any of my fandoms and I will tell you-- no matter how ridiculous the pairing-- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)
A. Name
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB/Appearance
E. Three Random Facts

RPs count as fandoms.

Comments

I hope I have not done these pairings before - I can't remember.

[tinyammmy]

Because I am evil, Mickle and Spade.

Also, you know what, Sagramore and Cimorene. Because what.

(If I've done these, you can either make them siblings, or demand I give you new pairings. XD)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Nathan Spade (Sam has a terrible sense of humour, and Mickle appreciated it)
B. Virgo/Gryffindor (can't avoid it, with Mickle for a mama)
C. Mickle has treated herself to a certain conservative sexual freedom since she decided that Theo's absence absolves her connexion to him. She went through her own very personal period of mourning, and then considered herself free to do what she wanted. At some point she and Spade were probably hanging around being witty and snarky and obnoxious at each other while she hung upside down from the porch railing by her knees, and then all of a sudden there were kisses and more snark and a couple of decisions that might appear rash to someone who didn't know her very well. And then, nine months later, Nathan.

D. Douglas Nietzke

E.i. Nathan is an incredibly accomplished acrobat. If he were in a non-nexus world, say Earth 2010, he would so be trying out for the Olympics. As it is, he can still do some pretty amazing things. Mickle does not worry about him, because she knows she can be just as crazy, but Sam is always giving him the fisheye from the ground.

ii. Unlike his parents, he disapproves of both alcohol and cigarettes. These things are not things that you want messing around with your system, dammit! They make you slow and out of breath! He does not understand why anyone would use either of them.

iii. Despite all this, he's pretty friendly. A little Virgo-OCD, and a lot of Gryffindor bravery and loyalty, and not as thinky as you might maybe hope for, but a good kid.

[tinyammmy]

Spade: ...damnit, woman, you must be part monkey.

XD He's fantastic.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

She is, Spade. >_>

God why are all these children so appealing. XD

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Anasztazia
B. Pisces/Ravenclaw.
C. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Cimorene was mad at Percy and decided to make a bad decision to spite him. Sagramore didn't argue because he... doesn't. What happened afterwards was more of the problem, since Cimorene was very upset, Percy was very understanding, and Sagramore felt rather awkward about the whole thing.

D. Sabina Karlsson.

E.i. Anasztazia is not blind to the fact that her father tends to name all of his daughters "Anna" names, and she is on a quest to find out why. It's a quest she hasn't told anyone about, which is a good thing.

ii. She prefers living with Cimorene to living with Sagramore. She thinks he's kind of silly, and Cimorene knows so many incredibly useful things that she prefers to learn about. Also, she enjoys the unicorn. ALSO, Percy is an okay step-father--just as silly as Sagramore, all things told, but he's got a lot of practical knowledge.

iii. She is unbelievably cute, but has zero tolerance for having that fact pointed out. If you don't take her seriously for herself, she will cut a bitch. Right away.

[tinyammmy]

She is unbelievably cute! *hides from her wrath* I bet the dragon follows her around all the time.

Haha, Anne Seagrim totally never put it together. George... may have noticed?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Isn't she? *dies*

Anasztazia is like "...dude. THREE daughters with Anna names? Really?"

[tinyammmy]

I kind of really want the three of them to meet, someday.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

oh maaaan. Yes.