"No Passion Left to Burn..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Robbed this meme from skaryma. Seeing as I am DYING from the plague Liz gave me, I do not have a lot to do besides lie in bed expiring.

Give two characters from any of my fandoms and I will tell you-- no matter how ridiculous the pairing-- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)
A. Name
B. Zodiac Sign and/or Hogwarts House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB/Appearance
E. Three Random Facts

RPs count as fandoms.

Comments

[sibreden.livejournal.com]

Percy/PE!Elaine
Mike/Gary

...Mordred/Gwytha.

Damnnn youuuu.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Dafydd
B. Sagittarius/Ravenclaw
C. I'm hesitant to speculate, except I figure that Percy was either crackplotted or drank too much wine on Easter and Elaine was too used to born-men being handsy to argue.

D. Lasse Pendersen (more huge images srry)

E.i. Dafydd is definitely more like his mother than his father. He is very quiet and reserved, and prefers to be useful to anything else. He really hates sitting around not doing anything. Thanks to Elaine, he's quite good at a lot of fairly mundane tasks like laundry and sewing and cleaning house. Also, in true azi fashion, he does not display emotions properly or normally.

ii. He does, however, have an affinity for animals that he can't quite explain. The unicorn has adopted him, much more so than Anasztazia, and follows him everywhere. All the farm animals love him. He broke character and bawled like an infant the first time he found out that Percy killed the chickens out back for dinner, which was thoroughly weird for both parents.

iii. He is unnaturally tall.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Jackie Helen Madison
B. Gemini/Gryffindor
C. They adopt her. She's Japanese and tiny and they get her through the agency after a great deal of promising that they are not bad men who eat children &c.

D. Yui Aragaki

E.i. She's middle-named after Mike's mom, which delights Mike's mom but not Jackie so much, because it is kind of a BORING name, DAD.

ii. There is some stigma associated with her because her dads are gay, but Jackie reacts amazingly well to it. This is partly because she is so unbelievably adorable that most people are nice anyway, and partly because for a tiny asian chick she can punch surprisingly hard. Also, she loves her gay dads.

iii. HOWEVER, she does not love art or literature. She is on the girls' soccer team and the girls' basketball team and the girls' tennis team but definitely NOT in the English club or any of those dumb things.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

A. Amice
B. Taurus/Gryffindor
C. It was one of those days when Sagramore and Mordred were arguing, and Mordred went to Gwytha and Gwytha cuddled him up and sexed him up to make him feel better and before you know it Gwytha's going "damn shoulda used them weasel testicles".

D. Rachel True ,

E.i. Amice is sexy. Like, really sexy. At fifteen she had more suitors than half the ladies at court had ever had, but not so much in the way of marriage proposals, since, like her mother and honorary uncle, she is kind of into free love. But: smokin'. Mordred probably finds it disconcerting.

ii. Gwytha was all for taking care of her baby by herself, but Mordred freaked out more at that idea than at the idea of being a dad actually. As a result, Amice is recognised as a princess. On the other hand, the whole family is working desperately hard to hide the fact of her very existence from Morgause (Gareth is probably going to tell by accident anyway).

iii. Her favourite uncle is Gawain.

[tiamatschild.livejournal.com]

...Gareth only MEANT to tell CLAR. HONEST. he just. Didn't. Check where the mom was. He is so very sorry, Gwytha.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Murder: *ensues*