"I Want Your Love and I Want Your Revenge..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Just discovered this facebook group about my school.

Most of the items are in extremely questionable taste, but the one I find particularly interesting is the fact that he repeatedly complains about his inability to get laid here, stating that all the parties are "sausage fest[s]" and "Ladies stop coming to parties to dance with each other there is plenty of eligible sausage standing on the wall as long as he doesn’t smell dance with him". I dunno, man, maybe it's the rampant grossosity and sexism of that statement that's keeping you sex-less.

See also (all quotations [sic]): "22 Why did former NFL figure Chuck Knox donate 500,000 to the history department and not to the football team? What the fuck could the history department possibly do with it?" HA HA HA HA HA HA.

"14 I know life is supposed to be a meritocracy but how is it possible that the jocks aren’t the coolest kids in the school?" Go to hell.

"39 Speaking of parties…. Are those sweatpants? Can you please go back to your room and put on something decent please I’m wearing a Ralph Lauren shirt, cologne, and some prada shoes you can at least put on a blouse ." This does not make me think you're suave or classy. It makes me think you're a douchebag.

"32 Why can’t freshmen park in the east parking lot even if they live in east?
Maybe Kevin’s hummer wouldn’t have got trashed if he didn’t have to park it in Kansas." Maybe he shouldn't be a freshman with a fucking Hummer.

"50 For the love of god what is with the attendance policies?
We pay our fucking money to go here if we can past your test and not go to class so what. I was supposed to get a B in two classes but got a C in both because of attendamnce.!!!" I lol'd.

In conclusion: Wow. I knew some of the people who went here were assholes, but this really drives it home.

Comments

[erinpuff]

The term "sausage" with that connotation never fails to make me gayer than ever. D:

[http://users.livejournal.com/_grayswandir_/]

I'm not even gay, but enough talk about "sausage" as the defining characteristic of manliness might swing me to the other side. Egad.

Also, I'm entertained by the idea that people shouldn't have to come to class at all -- but if they do come to class, they should be required to wear really expensive clothes.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Oh, come now. Surely you get orgasmic just thinking about some manly sausage contemplating your feminine self.

Yeah, I'm not a big fan of wearing sweatpants to class, but I don't take it as a personal affront.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_grayswandir_/]

I don't mind the girls who wear sweatpants, although I do sort of wish everyone would wear enough clothes that I don't spend class staring at somebody's ass crack. >_> (Though I'm guessing sausage-man would probably think girls showing their asses was wonderful.)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I do not limit this to girls! Guys do it too, and I find it just as annoying. But yeah, generally clothing that actually clothes is a nice thing.

[watchcry.livejournal.com]

I keep wanting to wear sweats to class but thinking "People will think me trashy." His comment about sweats makes me want to after all, though.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

XD Rebel!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

TELL me about it. Ugh.

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

WHAT? GIRLS DO NOT GO TO PARTIES FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF TITILLATING AND/OR SEXING UP BOYS? SAY IT AIN'T SO!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

XD Surely it is.

[nowgoesquickly.livejournal.com]

Isn't it incredible how douchebags consistently and automatically assume that their inability to attract women is the fault of the women? Sorry to break it to you, fellas, but the harsh reality is that it's probably your repugnant personality that's to blame, and all of the brand name clothing and Axe body spray on Earth can't help you in that department.

[nowgoesquickly.livejournal.com]

Upon further reflection, this reminds me about an article from The Hathor Legacy about the myth of the misogynist jerk who gets all the ladies. I'll search my bookmarks and see if I can find it for you. It's quite a good read.

[nowgoesquickly.livejournal.com]

Here it is! Do take note of the photograph. XD

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Thank you, magical article woman!

Eta: Thanks a lot for getting me addicted to this site. Now I can be pissed off all week long! XD

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

So, so true.

[dreamer-easy.livejournal.com]

I wonder if we could talk that guy into wearing a t-shirt to parties that says ELIGIBLE SAUSAGE.

[mhari.livejournal.com]

That would be a public service, really; nobody would dance with him by accident!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

That would be amazing.

tl;dr

[mhari.livejournal.com]

"bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww the real world doesn't revolve around my immature ass wahhhhhhhh"

Re: tl;dr

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, really.

Re: tl;dr

[mhari.livejournal.com]

It's almost like his penis doesn't make him special. D:

Re: tl;dr

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Could that be possible?

[bewareofitalics]

Wow. It's like a minor character from a stereotypical teen movie somehow got loose and made it to college.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

XD oh jeez.

[raanve]

Point the first - I guess it's comforting (?) to know that such epic douchebaggery wasn't exclusive to my Alma Mater.

Point the second - I love you and you made me laugh.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Nope! Nope, it is not.

XD That's good. Apparently I'm funny when I'm super pissed off?

[watchcry.livejournal.com]

God I hate the term "sausagefest" so much.

Can I be a murderer on him pls?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

So. do. I. It is really crass and gross and sexually unappealing and urgh.

Eh, I wouldn't want you to get in trouble over such a waste of air.

[the-chloroplast.livejournal.com]

Thank God he graduated last year, I think I may have to go crack him over the head a few times.

We could sic Charlie on him! I bet Charlie hits harder than I do.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*coughs* Yeah, Charlie tends to hit everything pretty hard.

[josiana.livejournal.com]

"Ladies stop coming to parties to dance with each other there is plenty of eligible sausage standing on the wall as long as he doesn’t smell dance with him".
This seems more likely to incite women to bludgeon him with blunt objects more than anything. I wish someone would carve into these people's faces that they are not owed female attention by virtue of being a straight man.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Me too. I guess the next best thing is to ignore them completely and move on with our lives. >_>

[josiana.livejournal.com]

Yes. :( With that attitude, they'll die alone anyway.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

True that. Hopefully.