"I Ain't as Good as I Once Was..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Despite the fact that I SWEAR it is for a legitimate project, there are few things more awkward than trying to download pictures of nekkid men while volunteering at the library.

...Of course, once I broke down and admitted what I was doing, and why, everyone pitched in to help. I have never seen so much enthusiasm over one of my terrible art missions before.

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[nowgoesquickly.livejournal.com]

Despite the fact that I SWEAR it is for a legitimate project

A LIKELY STORY.

Really, though, I'm dying to know what this project was for.

People at the library are so helpful.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I am, um, making Maria a calendar which consists of naked sultry male models with a) pictures of vegetables and fruit placed strategically on their bodies, and b) Michael Pollin's head pasted over their faces. Needless to say, this is the best possible use of my time EVER.

[nowgoesquickly.livejournal.com]

WIN.



This reminds me of an episode of The Golden Girls where Blanche, who is a nymphomaniac, gives her roommates handmade calendars titled The Men of Blanche's Boudoir, featuring explicit photos of all the guys she bangs.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I... am imagining Rose's reaction, and lolling. A lot.

[eremon-lass.livejournal.com]

This. Is. The Best Idea Ever.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad everyone is encouraging me. XD

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[canadabear.livejournal.com]

I have been wanting to ask you this for days! Twin Peaks! How far in are you? Are things still just crazy or have they gone batshit insane yet?

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[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Finished the first season, just got the second season in the post to-day. LOVE IT. SO CRAZY. SO AMAZING. CRAMAZING.