"She Flitted About the No Man's Land..."

I've finished cleaning the house, Mum's friend Ellen is coming for a sleepover to-night, Waen is holed up in her room being narcissistic, Father is out gardening to try and make me feel guilty because I'm not, and Mum is not home yet. I am not supposed to be on the computer and Robert says they canceled Juniata Camp, which I have been looking forward to since I left last year, because not enough people signed up. I called the college and a woman I know on the board of trustees, but the college didn't answer and Sue doesn't know for sure. But I feel, however unjustified it is, that I have done enough.

And so I am going to bloody well hide in my room and read my book, which I have been waiting all week to do. Okay?

Good.

"In the Name of In the Name of Honesty..."

Blah rain tennis blah.

I still haven't gotten a chance to read my book.

Also, Waen is in the kitchen playing (quite loudly) the tape cassette she made of me doing voices. Peter Lorre; Sean Connery; Howard de Silva; and the OxyClean man are only a few of the horrors on this little tape. Meh. I do hope that Mum's friend isn't here yet, or she shall hear it and I shall be doomed.

"I'm going to die, Johnny, and Disney vultures are going to pick the meat off my parched, bleached bones! The end is coming! ....the end's not coming. Where's the end?"

I wish she'd turn it off. >_

"Mares Eat Oats and Does Eat Oats and Little Lambs Eat Ivy..."

Stolen from a variety of people, mainly talissarocsham, but also danica_enjolras and tatteredsparrow.

I want anyone and everyone who reads this to post in here something they would LIKE to do with me SOMEDAY.
Then post this in your journal to find out what I want to do with you.

We regret to announce the disturbing passing of Soujin, who on the 19th of June of this year was savagely cannibalized by passing aliens. This unfortunate incident occurred in a small, unmarked sedan at Camp Fusketotulee. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Not again!" just before expiring. Soujin is survived by four sisters and a mule. Funeral services will be held the 4th of next month.

http://www.crucifictiongames.com/rogd.html

( movie meme )

"Only if you want to, you can hear me say..."

Damn. I succumbed. I am now a member of look_sharp.

It's all Waen's fault.