"Seems I'm Not Alone in Being Alone..."

Happy birthday, elenlaurelin! ^_______^ <33333

I have only two things to say to-day:

1. If I were five years older and male, I would so be trying to get a date with my supervisor. She is competent and intelligent and nice and so incredibly gorgeous. Zomg.

2. They paid me ten dollars to let six six-year old boys jump on me, bite me, and hit me with stuffed animals for two hours. XD Waen thinks I was underpaid. I am still alive, but I am going to hurt to-morrow.

I am exhausted.