"I Wish I Had a Dime For Every Time We've Both Been Down..."

Bwahahaha. ^_____^ Soujin has a kidnapped Lillie at her house! ^____________^ Standing behind her! Correcting her stage directions! And we have done many random wonderful things together, such as performing Hamlet, Fortinbras, Gonzago Rex: A Hamlet Denmark Junior Production and Peter Pan for Zara while she was sitting in the bus waiting for it to go. We imagine her thought processes were something along the lines of "....i don't know them, really".


And this is Lillie! Hi! HELP HELP LET ME OUT I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED! I'm leaving in a few hours, and parting will be quite bitter sorrow (except from this keyboard, because it hates me). Especially because last night we got married- wait, no, we got divorced right afterwards, when the handcuffs crepe paper broke. Woe!


And now Lillie claims she is out of things to say, because she is evil, so we will continue with our many wicked plots. Incidentally, yesterday, I did marry her to Zara, too. I was drunk at the time, of course, and there was lots of crepe paper. And also I was Fortinbras rather than Soujin, and Lillie was Osric, and Zara was Valentine, but shhhhhhh. But--yes. We are out of witticisms, so we probably shall both be hanged, assuming we do not burst into song and scare our captors away. ...Yes, this is madness. (Lillie: Is not! I know a hawk from a handsaw!) You may read it madly. Adieu, sweet ladies!

Good-night.