"I'm Alive... I'm Alive... I'm Alive..."

NEWSFLASH.

gileonnen has the most gorgeous handwriting in the world. Omg.

ALSO. IRMA ACCUSED ME OF BEING PREGNANT TO-DAY. I TOLD HER I WOULD KNOW IF I WAS, AND SHE SAID OH NO I WOULDN'T. AND THEN SHE SAID WELL WE'LL SEE WON'T WE? AND I SAID WE CERTAINLY WILL.

Alsoooooooooooo:

Woman: So my husband was taking this flight, and there were only a few seats left on the plane, and the person who was making reservations said he could have the Shakespeare seat.
Other Woman: Huh?
Woman: I know! So he said, 'what's the Shakespeare seat?' and the reservation lady said, 'Oh, you know. 2B'.

And that is where Soujin fell over laughing.