Blood pressure: haywire.
SIV: out of control.
ED: Teh Crazeh.
Depression: don't even.
On the other hand, T.S. Eliot writes wonderful poetry. I shall be here intermittently. Please don't hate me.
Side note: Whatever ElJay has done to its update layout, it makes me weep. jAkfkfsdlkgjslgjsld/.