"Odd Numbers Says We Walk Away Now..."

Granddad: *picks something off the table and eats it*
Soujin: What was that?
Granddad: I don't know, it was just there, so I ate it.
Soujin: That's a bad system. What if it was a rock? Would you just eat it?
Granddad: Yes!
Soujin: A rock?
Granddad: Might as well.
Dad: You can't eat Iraq, it's a political entity.
Granddad: Chickens eat rocks.
Soujin: So you're a chicken?
Nana: He is not! He's the best man in town!
Grandad: ^__^
Soujin: I know, I know he is. <33
Nana: ...YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM.
Soujin: It's okay!
Granddad: Birds eat rocks.
Soujin: I know!
Granddad: You learn something new every day. Now you have something interesting to say in a conversation.
Soujin: Really?
Granddad: Nah. It'd be boring.
Soujin: XD
Granddad: Peanut?