"What if I'm a Siren, Singing Gentlemen to Sleep...?"

Look! I'm alive!

And playing a meme, because I was just reading an article about memery in some publication the name of which I cannot remember because I had a diet doctor pepper to-day.

Here are my socks. Ask them a question. Warning: I cannot guarantee that they will a) be polite, b) even remotely civil, or c) actually answer the question.

...ask anyway. :D