"We Still Haven't Walked in the Glow of Each Other's Majestic Presence..."

Look what I made! Now I have something to link to for all major holidays &c. ^__^

But in honour of my making it, I would like to do a special promotion-y thing.

So if you donate to Heifer Project on my registry or off, and comment here with a comment saying how much you donated, I will write that many times ten words of whatever horrific, twisted, brain-scarring, soul-searing fic you can possibly come up with. Whatever you want. If you donated twenty dollars, I will write two hundred words. Of ANYTHING. Of PORN, for heaven's sake. I will write you Rosencrantz and Guildenstern PORN. I am JUST THAT SERIOUS.

Please, please think about donating. ♥ It's a really good thing. Don't forget to comment...!

"You Seemed Ashamed, Ashamed That I Was a Good Friend of American Soldiers..."

Because Snowy is MAKING ME DO IT.

Comment with a topic of five things that never happened with a character and I will write it out. Or five things you want to know about a character. Or five things that perhaps happened to a character but we didn't see in canon. Frankly, we've got plenty of options.