"I Watched You Board a Train in the London Rain..."

Me: So, you know the book The Great Kapok Tree?

Mama: Yes?

Maria: Wait, kapoks are trees? I thought they were wealthy Russian peasants.

Me: ...

Mama: ...

Daddy: OMG YOU'RE DOING YOUR HISTORY TEST AFTER ALL. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. YOU ARE MY BEST DAUGHTER EVER. *weeps tears of joy*

Me: You mean kulaks, Maria.

Maria: Oh.

In other news, the woman I want to marry has just gone to London, right when she KNOWS she should be shopping with me for her wedding dress and trying on her ring. Since my wedding to her has been PUT OFF for an indefinite space of time, I will be doing photofics.

You know how it goes. Character, pairing, word. Go.