Soujin: Brrrr. That water is cold. I don't think I'll be swimming to-day.
Some Boy Soujin Doesn't Even Know: Wuss.
Soujin: !
Some Boy Soujin Doesn't Even Know: It's not like there are sharks.
Soujin: ...no, but there are fish.
Some Boy Soujin Doesn't Even Know: So?
Soujin: Clearly you have never met these fish before. They tore off my toenails.
Some Boy Soujin Doesn't Even Know: They what?
Soujin: See? *presents nailless toes* They're dangerous fish.
Some Boy Soujin Doesn't Even Know: Nggh.
Soujin's Mama: SOUJIN. STOP SCARING PEOPLE. I'm sorry, she's just a weirdo.
Some Boy Soujin Doesn't Even Know: Wuss.
Soujin: !
Some Boy Soujin Doesn't Even Know: It's not like there are sharks.
Soujin: ...no, but there are fish.
Some Boy Soujin Doesn't Even Know: So?
Soujin: Clearly you have never met these fish before. They tore off my toenails.
Some Boy Soujin Doesn't Even Know: They what?
Soujin: See? *presents nailless toes* They're dangerous fish.
Some Boy Soujin Doesn't Even Know: Nggh.
Soujin's Mama: SOUJIN. STOP SCARING PEOPLE. I'm sorry, she's just a weirdo.