"Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, it was Way Before Nirvana..."

Oh lord. Okay. So the drag show was to-night. The one where I went as Hugh Hefner, and Shawn was a Playboy Bunny?

We won third place. We won third place. It was incredible. I can't describe the experience to you.

But here are a few of the photos I currently have: I did my own makeup. Also, check out my amazingly manly arm hair. It didn't actually show in the final product because my sleeves were buttoned, but. And my hair has Reed Richards stripes because that's what Hef has in some of the pictures. And that pipe is my grandfather's. And to-day is Hugh Hefner's birthday. Or yesterday. Anyway, I hope someone else has photos, especially of our act, because it went so beautifully.

Also, Jen is sleeping in my bed. I wonder if I can get her to make room for me.

"I'll Follow You Until You Love Me..."

Okay, so I realise this is one of the most terrible things I've ever asked, but does anyone have any Lady Gaga they could share with me? Specifically Bad Romance, Paparazzi, and Telephone, but others would be appreciated too.

"I'm Your Biggest Fan, I Love You..."

FINALLY finished the aforementioned paper. It is about women's roles in chivalric literature, and specifically examines the Lais of Lanval and Chretien de Troyes' Erec and Enide.

Anybody want to look at it for me? It's due Tuesday, so I'd need it by Monday afternoon. I don't want to bother watchcry, since he's already looking at my paper on women in Islam and Hindu religions.