"Go On, Believe Her, When She Tells You Nothing's Wrong..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Testing guy: Okay, people, listen up. This test, no pressure, don't worry about it, it's no big deal. Only it's going to determine whether you get a Ph.D or spend the rest of your life asking 'You want fries with that?'
Everyone: ...
TG: Okay. Move your desks a little, they have to be a certain distance apart. Apparently there was some collusion on one of the tests a while back, blah, blah, blah, so we have to make sure you're not cheating--
Some Kid: What's collusion?
TG: 'You want fries with that, mister?'
Everyone: ...

Comments

[theatre-angel.livejournal.com]

I keep reminding myself that a good portion of colleges are SAT-optional. It doesn't really help. I will take fries with that, yes. ♥

[tiamatschild.livejournal.com]

Ah, the standardized testing environment, carefully designed to make the whole process as easy on everyone as possible...

Yeah, no. :D

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

omg. XD I want crazy proctor man!

[bewareofitalics]

Oh dear. He must be cruel, only to be kind...? *g*

[prouvairesylvie.livejournal.com]

SAT's, is it? Oh good luck! that seems a littl cruel of the testing guy though...

[tomecatti.livejournal.com]

XDXD Awesome!