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psalm_onethirtyone"Do you know the story of the Turnip King?
The Turnip King
The Turnip King lived with his queen in a palace made of dirt. He was a dreadful tyrant and all of the vegetables hated him. Then, one day, the farmer came, and grabbed the Turnip King. The Turnip King shouted, "I am the Turnip King! You cannot eat me!" But the farmer didn't listen and instead mashed him into a fine turnip stew. The rest of the vegetables rejoiced, and stormed the Turnip King's palace. They look the Turnip Queen, and the Turnip King's mistress, and the Turnip King's bastard son, and left them out for the bunnies. And from that day on, the vegetables were ruled by an elected potato."
The Turnip King
The Turnip King lived with his queen in a palace made of dirt. He was a dreadful tyrant and all of the vegetables hated him. Then, one day, the farmer came, and grabbed the Turnip King. The Turnip King shouted, "I am the Turnip King! You cannot eat me!" But the farmer didn't listen and instead mashed him into a fine turnip stew. The rest of the vegetables rejoiced, and stormed the Turnip King's palace. They look the Turnip Queen, and the Turnip King's mistress, and the Turnip King's bastard son, and left them out for the bunnies. And from that day on, the vegetables were ruled by an elected potato."
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Date: 2004-01-16 09:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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