"There Are Things That Never Die..."

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*cackles happily* Well, I joined the fandom, didn't I?


~~ You are Rubeus Hagrid and Peter Pettigrew! ~~
Hagrid always harbored a fondness for animals. And
this little rat that scampered into his hut one
day was no exception. "Hullo, little
friend!" he said, and fed the little one
the crumbs of his rock hard scones. It was a
fast friendship. Scabbers came everyday to
visit Hagrid, until one day he made the mistake
of transforming back into his human form of
Peter Pettigrew in front of Hagrid!
"Rubeus, don't look at me!" he said
desperately. But the half-giant just smiled
with a tear in his eye. "Oh, Peter, don't
you see! I love you unconditionally." And
it was a match made in, eh... hell.


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~~ You are Albus Dumbledore and the Giant Squid! ~~
It began innocently enough. Headmaster Dumbledore
was strolling along the Hogwarts grounds one
day when a tentalce poked out of the water of
the lake and waved him a hullo.
"Hullo," he said to the Giant Squid.
"Good day." But the Squid wasn't
satisfied with just this innocent greating, and
his long, slimy tentacle slowly unbuttoned
Albus's robes. "Squid!" he exclaimed.
"Wh-what are you... doing?" But
Dumbledore knew he couldn't resist the sea
creature's charms.


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Now that's disturbing.

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