*cackles happily* Well, I joined the fandom, didn't I?

~~ You are Rubeus Hagrid and Peter Pettigrew! ~~
Hagrid always harbored a fondness for animals. And
this little rat that scampered into his hut one
day was no exception. "Hullo, little
friend!" he said, and fed the little one
the crumbs of his rock hard scones. It was a
fast friendship. Scabbers came everyday to
visit Hagrid, until one day he made the mistake
of transforming back into his human form of
Peter Pettigrew in front of Hagrid!
"Rubeus, don't look at me!" he said
desperately. But the half-giant just smiled
with a tear in his eye. "Oh, Peter, don't
you see! I love you unconditionally." And
it was a match made in, eh... hell.
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