"Flowers for Ladies of High Fashion to Wear..."

...I just think everyone should know that it is illegally cold here. And that everybody else in my family claims to be extremely warm. It's a conspiracy to make a Soujincicle out of me. My toes are already going stiff.

Speaking of my toes, I definitely need to see Dr. Viktorrr again. That poor man. I expect he hoped he'd gotten rid of me after the last four visits.

Bweee. I have been massively unproductive to-day, but that's all right.

...And now I will go turn up the thermostat while nobody's looking. Ahaha.

"Look, Here Comes the King...!"

...

the lady at Curves gave me shoelaces! Because my shoes always come undone, always, and I keep tripping and falling down; so she bought me ones that will stay tied, and they're pretty! It was awfully nice of her. ^_^ I like her, though, a lot. She's the one who said that I was just like Hamlet (i.e. a drama queen).

I sort of broke Horatio this afternoon. Where do I sign up to apologise?

...

mm. I don't feel very good this evening. I don't feel like using capitals at all.

just a little tired, maybe. and not very good.