"So Dose Me Up, Once is Not Enough, I Can Still See the Ground..."

Dialogues from: Soujin's People Go Out to Lunch!

Him: Soujin. Soujin.
Me: Whatwhat?
Him: *clings* The commode.
Me: Meeble?
Him: When you stand up, it flushes by itself.
Me: Oh, yeah. Some of them do that.
Him: It scared the shit out of me!
Me: I love you.
Him: *cling*

Me: I feel awful that Don's buying me lunch. >_>
Her: ...
Me: Well, I do! I feel like a total freeloader.
Her: ...
Me: You're thinking, 'suck it up, kiddo, I have to pay for my own darn lunch,' aren't you?
Her: Yes.

Her: What are you doing?
Me: Proofreading my novel.
Her: What's it about?
Me: Arthurians in modern day.
Her: OMG LIKE THAT MOVIE. FIRST KNIGHT. I LOVE THAT MOVIE.
Me: *falls down dead*

Him: What's that?
Me: It says Wisconsin Cheese Soup.
Him: Hmm.
Me: It looks edible.
Him: Let me smell it first.

Her: You know, Christianity really helped me.
Me: ^^ I find it pretty special, too.
Her: I just converted a little while ago.
Me: Really? I sort of did too. I'm Episcopalian.
Her: ...That's what I converted from.
Me: ...I get that all the time, wtf.
Her: ...
Me: Well, you know, it really works for me...! My priest was really the one who got me interested in Christianity and finding out about its message and everything, she's really wonderful and teaches it in a beautiful way--
Her: 'She'?
Me: Yes.
Her: My Baptist hackles are rising.
Me: *ellipses helplessly*

Her: So I'm here because I fell and broke my hip.
Me: My grandma did that!
Her: How is she now?
Me: ...um. She's dead.

Me: Norm, your seatbelt's undone again.
Him: Lean over me and fasten it. >:D
Me: ...MY BOYFRIEND IS VENGEFUL AND JEALOUS.
Norm: I'm helpless and old. Fasten it.
Me: AND RECENTLY RELEASED FROM PRISON.

Her: That's a pretty large bag you have.
Me: Haha, yeah, to fit all my Arthuriana and junk.
Her: Could you fit anything else in it?
Me: ...Like what?
Her: EXTRA-LARGE DEPENDS! ^_______^
Me: ...No.

Her: When's our food coming? >_>
Me: Well, look on the bright side. If it takes this long to make it, they're probably doing it totally fresh.
Her: That's true...!
Me: Or else they're having a really hard time defrosting it.