Dec. 15th, 2007

psalm_onethirtyone: (Times of Woe)
Soujin: [to Val, a Coworker] And, well, she told me I was dirty because I didn't wash my hair three times a day.
Customer: YOU ARE DIRTY.
Soujin: Ahhhhgh.
Customer: You're FILTHY. I wash my hair three times a day at least! *lifts hat, displaying the fact that he is--completely bald*
Soujin: I don't know if that recommends it, sir.
Customer: It makes it easier to brush.
Soujin: Nevertheless, sir.
Customer: Well, it wasn't just the washing. It was the having children.
Soujin: That explains my daddy.
Customer: It really does. Also my head is incredibly clean.
Soujin: I bet it is, sir.

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Soujin: So that's two packs of Marlboro reds and two of Marlboro mediums, ma'am?
Customer: That's right.
Customer's Daughter: Mommy?
Customer: Yes, hon?
CD: How come they sell cigarettes and stuff if it gives you cancer?
Customer: ;____;
Soujin: ;_____;
CD: *expectant look*
Soujin: Well, um, it's for the money, really.
Customer: It really is. It's because they want the money, baby.
CD: Oh.
Customer: And Mommy's addicted. But you won't ever be. Come on, let's go.
Soujin: ... ;________________________;

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Soujin: Your total is 2.95, sir.
Customer: *hands over card*
Soujin: Credit or debit?
Customer: Debit.
Soujin: *swipes card*
Soujin's Register: HA HA YEAH RIGHT.
Soujin: ... *swipes card again*
Soujin's Register: :P :P :P :P
Soujin: I'm really sorry, sir, it's not taking it as debit. Can I try it as credit?
Customer: Try that.
Soujin: *swipes card*
Soujin's Register: *gives Soujin the finger*
Soujin: I'm sorry, this really isn't working, for some reason. Do you have another method of payment?
Customer: You're FUCKING INCOMPETENT. *walks out*
Soujin: ...
Soujin's Register: *dances gleefully*
Soujin: ;__________;

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