"It's This Love that I Most Fear..."

New York Times Obits Page: Joseph Solman, Painter, is Dead at 99 (here we provide a sample of his work!)

Soujin: Ew, ugly paintings.

NYTOP: Jerry Zucker, 58, Industrialist and Inventor (liked to donate to charity!)

Soujin: Oh, that's too bad.

NYTOP: Hazel Court, 82, Screaming Horror-Film Star (awesome cleavage! personally answered all her fanmail!)

Soujin: ...Hang on a darn minute...!

Guys, why is that not my job? I want that to be my job. I am really good at screaming! And I think my cleavage would be okay; I think it wouldn't be afraid of stardom. And I love to write letters. I can't believe this isn't my job.

Off to shell pistachios now. Mmm.

Added additional notes: Saw baby turtle to-day. About the size of a half-dollar. Splendid. // Maria rescued also a turtle which was stuck on its back. Brave excellent girl. // Am a dork. // Do not want to hear anything about the election ever again ever. // Also never again to answer the telephone. // I have postcards! // I feel so light and perfect when I bicycle. // Sam is actually healing. We rejoice. // To-morrow I go see the doctor. I am sure it will be traumatising. // AMISH MARKET TO-MORROW EEEEEE.