"I am a Princess on the Way to My Throne..."

AHHHHHH. AHHHHHH. OH GOD NO.

Exhibit A: Alexander Siddig's goddamn sexy beard, THE WAY GOD INTENDED.

Exhibit B: Alexander Siddig's HORRIBLE MONSTER MOUSTACHE FROM HELL, PERSONALLY ENDORSED by SATAN HIMSELF. SHAVE THAT SHIT, GODDAMN. DO NOT WANT.

To cleanse ourselves, I suggest a few more pictures of The Beard, as it should be. Oh, Mr. Siddig, you sexy sexy sexy beardy man-god.

Please be mine.

Mmmmm. Now I feel better.