"That's the Game Here--And the Name is Facade!"

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Soujin: Hi, Post Office Lady! I've got letters!
Post Office Lady: Great! Just on time.
Random Insane Person in the Post Office: OMG, you walk BY YOURSELF to go to the POST OFFICE???
Soujin: Um, yes.
Random Insane Person in the Post Office: But someone might KILL YOU.
Soujin: Um, well--
Post Office Lady: But she fences, so it's okay!
Random Insane Person in the Post Office: Yeah, but she hasn't got a sword with her now, does she?
Post Office Lady: She might have one under her coat. You never know.
Random Insane Person in the Post Office: Hey, she might! *lunges at Soujin*
Soujin: OMG! *jumps a million feet backwards*
Random Insane Person in the Post Office: HA HA HA! You know, this is just like at work! This guy said, "I need a psychiatrist!" and I said, "I'll give you the name of my psychiatrist!" and he said, "No way! Yours doesn't help!" HA HA!
Soujin: Byye! *runs away*

>_>

It was a nice walk, though, overall. Didn't meet anyone else the entire time, and it was cool enough that I didn't need to take off my coat, but warm enough that my knees weren't cold (I wear shorts until about mid-December, generally).

Comments

[theatre-angel.livejournal.com]

*is officially DEAD from laughter*

I think you just may have killed me.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*EG* Bwahaha!

It's verbatum, too. >_> There are crazies in my town! One-hundred forty people, and there are CRAZIES!

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

Lucky for them you weren't packing.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm so out of practise that I probably would have either managed nothing of consequence or hurt him very badly in a very painful place, purely by accident. What fun it is to be esteemed as a fencer when the only thing one has is a single electric foil and a load of equipment but hasn't been to classes in over five months.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

electric foil

Shocking!!!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*g* Isn't it?