"Three Days and Nights I Sail the Sea..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Soujin: *saunters in, armed with stapler* Hii, Irma! I'm here to put up your March calender!
Irma: *squints* It's not March.
Soujin: Eleven hours 'til, baby. Watch me put it up.
Irma: But it's not March!
Soujin: But I won't be here to-morrow.
Irma: Oh. Okay. Don't forget to change my wall calender.
Soujin: Okay! ^__^ *changes wall calender. the picture is one of a watering can and assorted flower pots on a table against a white ribbed background*
Irma: Is that table floating? Is that water?
Soujin: Erm, I'm not sure. I don't think so.
Irma: Are we floating?
Soujin: Whoa, no, no, I don't think so.
Irma: Am I dreaming?! (several of those punctuation bits)
Soujin: No, no, you're not dreaming, it's just--
The Calender: *FALLS OFF THE WALL*
Irma: Ahh! What just happened?
Soujin: Erm, my incompetence had a moment, there.
Irma: Your what?
Soujin: Incompetence. Me. Yes. I'm incompetent. Um.
Irma: Yes, you are!
Soujin: 'Bye, Irma! See you later! *turns to go* *WALKS RIGHT INTO HER DOOR, resulting in dazedness and a smacked face* Owww.
Irma: You're drunk.
Soujin: *swirly eyes* D00d...
Irma: *firmly* You're drunk and so am I!
Soujin: *recovering* ...Good-bye, Irma. *exeunt, speedily*

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*g* This is why I love my job so very much...