"And the Railroads Keep Pushin' to be All they Once Were..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

BACK LIEK WHOA! Version 2.5!*

*details not included. see later model.

Fine Print: erinpuff, your home address, if you please. Now. RainbowJehan@gmail.com.

Comments

Re: ZOMG LOOK HERE.

[metaphora.livejournal.com]

...I was told to tell you that first you have to audition, then go about standing on your head and patting your head at the same time you're standing on it and rub your stomach the whole time. That's the short of it, anyway.

Re: ZOMG LOOK HERE.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Auditioning I might be okay at! How do I audition?

>_< But I can't do that. I've tried many times before, but I don't seem to be coordinated enough. I've tried! Really!

Re: ZOMG LOOK HERE.

[metaphora.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, I suppose you'd audition by doing that. Except... you said you can't. So then you're out of the running? :>

Wait! No!, I don't mean that at all. As stated, I'll go through with the suicide pact if you don't join us. Everyone there already is well aware of such sentiments of mine, too.

Re: ZOMG LOOK HERE.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Oh! Oh, dear. Can you think of another thing? Perhaps there's something else I can do! I can pick things up with my toes. ^_^

Well, for heaven's sake--I won't have any suicides around here. I suppose if you're going to be suiciding or something ridiculous like that I'll just have to step in whether I've auditioned properly or not, so there.

Re: ZOMG LOOK HERE.

[metaphora.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, can you pain with your feet? Because, I can. Not very well, but it's fun nonetheless. ;D

...It seems you pass then, even though I'd be much too afraid that it would hurt if I tried anything. Let's not let the public know that, or my reputation will be ruined forever.

Re: ZOMG LOOK HERE.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Er, I'm not sure I can. *wibbles* Woe is exceptionally me!

Oh! Splendid, splendid! Of course, not a word of anything shall leave this thread, rest assured.

Re: ZOMG LOOK HERE.

[metaphora.livejournal.com]

Oh! I suppose, you'll have to learn then, someday. *pats* It's a very nice thing to be able to do to show of strange talents whenever the opportunity arises. It also builds eye-foot coordination, but that was quite a given anyway.

Good good, or I would have to hide my face in my hands and weep embarrassedly.

Re: ZOMG LOOK HERE.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Perhaps if your reverence gave explicit instructions on how 'tis done, I might pick it up! *shining eyes* Eye-foot coordination is something I dearly would love to learn!

Ugh, no! Entirely too terrible! I shall give you, here, a Pennsylvania rose for your hair, and you shall not hide your face at all.

Re: ZOMG LOOK HERE.

[metaphora.livejournal.com]

Well well, there's not much more to it than sticking a painbrush between your toes and moving the knuckles to go to town. A rather guess and check (and learn) sort of process, if you will. But, yes, you must learn!

The "angst angst, woe woe, Edgar Allan Poe" will have to end then, because I can't say no to any roses. I'll put it in my hair, and it'll bring out the colour of that nice sunburn I got outside reading today even more.

Re: ZOMG LOOK HERE.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Oh! Oh! Well, I shall try my best at it! I shall commence study immediately! Thank you!

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