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psalm_onethirtyoneWhee! TripSoujin Version 3.0 is now available in LiveJournals around the world starting to-day! ^_______^ Some of the stats and features of the TripSoujin Version 3.0:
Postcards sents on this trip: Seventy-six.
States visited: Sixteen.
Books read: Numerous. I've just begun The Brothers Karamazov, at long, long last.
Photographs taken: My camera, twenty-seven; Mum's, over a hundred.
Museums visited: Six.
Horses ridden into dangerous thousand-foot-deep chasms: Two.
Kinthu encountered: Millions! ^_______________^
Souvenirs purchased: Two.
Details: Multiple!
(Remember, The TripSoujin 3.1 comes without homesickness andjetcarlag owing to the fact that it has already come home and had time to recuperate!) TripSoujin's manufacturers will now present some of the exciting features available with this brand-new model, the Version 3.0!
The TripSoujin is the only model of its kind, and it is impossible to obtain one anywhere else. Despite its exclusivity, it has been to numerous locations, including Kentucky, New Mexico, Arizona, and South Dakota. In Kentucky, the model acquired Corvette Feature 1.0, which enabled it to walk around the Kentucky Corvette Museum and admire the automobiles on display there, including a gorgeous purple one that shined different colours when one changed one's position! This Feature also allowed it to play a Corvette-themed pinball game and not lose to awfully badly.
In Tennessee, the model acquired the Endurance, Quick-Find, and Common Sense Features, which allowed it to walk all around downtown Memphis for several hours, despite the unfortunate Consumption Virus that had recently created issues with its programmeing, and in addition to this even go so far as to dance in a fountain barefoot while suffering no adverse effects. Afterwards, when its sister model, the TripWaen, became stricken with an immediate need for fuel, despite confusion on the parts of the other models travelling with it, it found an authentic barbeque restaurant by looking in the restaurant directory. Great Features, potential customers! Please note!
In Oklahoma, the model displayed no Features, but it did Survive, which considering the barren nature of Oklahoma was rather impressive, our potential customers will admit; particularly as Oklahoma caused a Terror Virus to take root in its programmes. This was the result of a large collection of abandonned Oil Rigs that infest Oklahoma and lend it a remarkably sinister air.
Arkansas gave it a chance to display its Benevolence Feature, when it purchased an ice cream bar for its sister model.
Texas, an equally barren landscape, once again allowed it to practise its Endurance Feature.
In New Mexico, the Street-Hopping, Endurance, Educational Intake, and Smart Shopping Features all came into play, when the TripSoujin 3.0 walked for twelve hours around Santa Fe City, buying gifts and postcards for The People Back Home, and in addition visiting several important historical landmarks such as the Cross of the Martyrs, the Cathedral of Saint Francis of Assisi, and the Mission of Saint Michael; as well as the Georgia O'Keeffe Museum and historic Santa Fe. Cultural Experience Features were also added when it sampled Mexican cuisine and surveyed the jewellery and other hand-made crafts of the native peoples. Unlike the last time TripSoujin visited New Mexico, when it was still in version 1.0, no Indians viciously attacked it for being a TripSoujin rather than a ResidentSoujin model.
Finally TripSoujin 3.0 visited Sky City, where it explored the mesa of Acuma and saw the beautiful adobe homes and church of the Indian people, and acquired a Bonus Accessory, Sydney the Handcrafted Turtle, who is supposed to preserve long life but whose expression suggests that he accomplishes this by eating the souls of innocent young maiden turtles.
Leaving New Mexico, our model came to Arizona, where it survived with a superb display of its Endurance Feature a four-hour horseback ride into the Canyon de Chelly, which greatly resembles the Grand Canyon, except that it is smaller, and burros probably do not make wheezing noises highly suggestive of their intentions of giving up the ghost, so to speak, and collapsing off the side of the steep, narrow, hundred-feet-up-in-the-air path they are presently traversing.
Colorado presented another demonstration of the Common Sense Feature, for the TripSoujin hid in its books the entire time and did not come out. Utah, likewise, was vastly unpleasant and very red, and the Homesickness Virus made a vicious, debilitating attack.
In Wyoming, TripSoujin 3.0 used its Education Intake Feature to explore the Oregon Trail Ruts and hike to the Register Cliffs. Good work, TripSoujin!
South Dakota was a real victory for this great new model. Here it encountered its Perseverance Feature, as well as the Inspiration, Self-Control, and Delight in its Surroundings Features (despite the initial attack of the Self-Disgust Virus, which nearly inspired it to step out into a busy street in an attempt to eradicate the model; however, the Common Sense Feature 5.5 kicked in and prevented this terrible loss of good machinery). Thus, TripSoujin 3.0 went to Kadoka, South Dakota, where last year ResidentSoujin 1.7 set a chapter or three of the novel it wrote in November. It visited the library mentioned in the novel, and even spoke to nearly the same librarian as gave it information over its Telephone Accessory last year. It was photographed in front of the library and holding the library's copy of Twenty-Thousand Leagues Under the Seas. After the Kadoka journey, it visited Mount Rushmore, but as the TripParent models were too cheap to pay the eight-dollar entrance fee, it did not get close enough to chip off a piece, as requested by several Livejournal Users and potential customers. It did, however, get a photograph or two. Besides all this, it visited Jewel Cave, and no longer desires to become StomaSurgeonSoujin 6.5 when it attains adulthood; but instead to become Spelunker&GeographerSoujin 8.4.
In North Dakota, it again exercised its Endurance Feature to survive another four-hour horseback ride into the Badlands of North Dakota. On this journey it observed many deer and cattle, which were not kinthus, and snakes and lizards as well. Its horse was named Pumpkin, but was renamed ReallyCoolPeople. TripWaen's horse was named Doc, but was renamed SteppinginDogDoo as well as Bruiser. TripMum's was Acorn, but became NonAlcoholicLager; and TripDa's was Peaches but became CrueltytoAnimals; thus the TripSoujin and TripWaen exercised their Humour Features. It also proved its worth as a Big Sister Model, going out to the outhouse in the middle of a many-coloured electric lightening storm complete with torrential rain, in order to provide a sense of security to the TripWaen model.
Minnesota found TripSoujin 3.0 ignoring all else again for its books. The Memory-loss Virus may be responsible here, however, as we the manufacturers have a nasty sneaking suspicion that something of relative importance did occur there...
In Wisconsin, the model purchased Cheese and Chocolate Fudge made of Cheese for a friend at home, thus displaying its Benevolence Features again.
In Michigan, the model was especially productive in gaining and making examples of its new Features, as it made use of the Perseverance, Humour, Delight in its Surroundings, Education Intake, and Self-Control Features, as well as the entirely new Fancy Feature, which is a delighted addition presented for the romantics among our potential customers. It dipped its feet in Lake Michigan (making a fine example of its Water-Resistant Non-Rusting Qualities!) and explored Historic Fort Michilimackinac, as well as sampling regional foodstuffs such as pasties and observing many native birds. All was very well, although a certain gentleman at Fort Dress-Up-And-Scare-People pretended to be made of wax until the model was quite close, and then spoke very suddenly, kicking in the MADCRAZYPANIC Virus, which caused it to scream, an unfortunate symptom of such a Virus.
In Ohio, it once again fused to its books.
And then, potential customers, it returned home! As you can see, this is a splendid new model, and we can assure you that the Anecdote Features will never give you anything but the greatest satisfaction. The TripSoujin Version 3.0 is certainly a worthy product to invest in, and we hope that you will hurry to make use of it as often as you can!
Remember also, potential customers, that in two weeks we release TripSoujin Version 3.5: TENNESSEE CAMP EXPERIENCE! (tm). Don't hesitate to check out this new model as well at your earliest convenience!
Postcards sents on this trip: Seventy-six.
States visited: Sixteen.
Books read: Numerous. I've just begun The Brothers Karamazov, at long, long last.
Photographs taken: My camera, twenty-seven; Mum's, over a hundred.
Museums visited: Six.
Horses ridden into dangerous thousand-foot-deep chasms: Two.
Kinthu encountered: Millions! ^_______________^
Souvenirs purchased: Two.
Details: Multiple!
(Remember, The TripSoujin 3.1 comes without homesickness and
The TripSoujin is the only model of its kind, and it is impossible to obtain one anywhere else. Despite its exclusivity, it has been to numerous locations, including Kentucky, New Mexico, Arizona, and South Dakota. In Kentucky, the model acquired Corvette Feature 1.0, which enabled it to walk around the Kentucky Corvette Museum and admire the automobiles on display there, including a gorgeous purple one that shined different colours when one changed one's position! This Feature also allowed it to play a Corvette-themed pinball game and not lose to awfully badly.
In Tennessee, the model acquired the Endurance, Quick-Find, and Common Sense Features, which allowed it to walk all around downtown Memphis for several hours, despite the unfortunate Consumption Virus that had recently created issues with its programmeing, and in addition to this even go so far as to dance in a fountain barefoot while suffering no adverse effects. Afterwards, when its sister model, the TripWaen, became stricken with an immediate need for fuel, despite confusion on the parts of the other models travelling with it, it found an authentic barbeque restaurant by looking in the restaurant directory. Great Features, potential customers! Please note!
In Oklahoma, the model displayed no Features, but it did Survive, which considering the barren nature of Oklahoma was rather impressive, our potential customers will admit; particularly as Oklahoma caused a Terror Virus to take root in its programmes. This was the result of a large collection of abandonned Oil Rigs that infest Oklahoma and lend it a remarkably sinister air.
Arkansas gave it a chance to display its Benevolence Feature, when it purchased an ice cream bar for its sister model.
Texas, an equally barren landscape, once again allowed it to practise its Endurance Feature.
In New Mexico, the Street-Hopping, Endurance, Educational Intake, and Smart Shopping Features all came into play, when the TripSoujin 3.0 walked for twelve hours around Santa Fe City, buying gifts and postcards for The People Back Home, and in addition visiting several important historical landmarks such as the Cross of the Martyrs, the Cathedral of Saint Francis of Assisi, and the Mission of Saint Michael; as well as the Georgia O'Keeffe Museum and historic Santa Fe. Cultural Experience Features were also added when it sampled Mexican cuisine and surveyed the jewellery and other hand-made crafts of the native peoples. Unlike the last time TripSoujin visited New Mexico, when it was still in version 1.0, no Indians viciously attacked it for being a TripSoujin rather than a ResidentSoujin model.
Finally TripSoujin 3.0 visited Sky City, where it explored the mesa of Acuma and saw the beautiful adobe homes and church of the Indian people, and acquired a Bonus Accessory, Sydney the Handcrafted Turtle, who is supposed to preserve long life but whose expression suggests that he accomplishes this by eating the souls of innocent young maiden turtles.
Leaving New Mexico, our model came to Arizona, where it survived with a superb display of its Endurance Feature a four-hour horseback ride into the Canyon de Chelly, which greatly resembles the Grand Canyon, except that it is smaller, and burros probably do not make wheezing noises highly suggestive of their intentions of giving up the ghost, so to speak, and collapsing off the side of the steep, narrow, hundred-feet-up-in-the-air path they are presently traversing.
Colorado presented another demonstration of the Common Sense Feature, for the TripSoujin hid in its books the entire time and did not come out. Utah, likewise, was vastly unpleasant and very red, and the Homesickness Virus made a vicious, debilitating attack.
In Wyoming, TripSoujin 3.0 used its Education Intake Feature to explore the Oregon Trail Ruts and hike to the Register Cliffs. Good work, TripSoujin!
South Dakota was a real victory for this great new model. Here it encountered its Perseverance Feature, as well as the Inspiration, Self-Control, and Delight in its Surroundings Features (despite the initial attack of the Self-Disgust Virus, which nearly inspired it to step out into a busy street in an attempt to eradicate the model; however, the Common Sense Feature 5.5 kicked in and prevented this terrible loss of good machinery). Thus, TripSoujin 3.0 went to Kadoka, South Dakota, where last year ResidentSoujin 1.7 set a chapter or three of the novel it wrote in November. It visited the library mentioned in the novel, and even spoke to nearly the same librarian as gave it information over its Telephone Accessory last year. It was photographed in front of the library and holding the library's copy of Twenty-Thousand Leagues Under the Seas. After the Kadoka journey, it visited Mount Rushmore, but as the TripParent models were too cheap to pay the eight-dollar entrance fee, it did not get close enough to chip off a piece, as requested by several Livejournal Users and potential customers. It did, however, get a photograph or two. Besides all this, it visited Jewel Cave, and no longer desires to become StomaSurgeonSoujin 6.5 when it attains adulthood; but instead to become Spelunker&GeographerSoujin 8.4.
In North Dakota, it again exercised its Endurance Feature to survive another four-hour horseback ride into the Badlands of North Dakota. On this journey it observed many deer and cattle, which were not kinthus, and snakes and lizards as well. Its horse was named Pumpkin, but was renamed ReallyCoolPeople. TripWaen's horse was named Doc, but was renamed SteppinginDogDoo as well as Bruiser. TripMum's was Acorn, but became NonAlcoholicLager; and TripDa's was Peaches but became CrueltytoAnimals; thus the TripSoujin and TripWaen exercised their Humour Features. It also proved its worth as a Big Sister Model, going out to the outhouse in the middle of a many-coloured electric lightening storm complete with torrential rain, in order to provide a sense of security to the TripWaen model.
Minnesota found TripSoujin 3.0 ignoring all else again for its books. The Memory-loss Virus may be responsible here, however, as we the manufacturers have a nasty sneaking suspicion that something of relative importance did occur there...
In Wisconsin, the model purchased Cheese and Chocolate Fudge made of Cheese for a friend at home, thus displaying its Benevolence Features again.
In Michigan, the model was especially productive in gaining and making examples of its new Features, as it made use of the Perseverance, Humour, Delight in its Surroundings, Education Intake, and Self-Control Features, as well as the entirely new Fancy Feature, which is a delighted addition presented for the romantics among our potential customers. It dipped its feet in Lake Michigan (making a fine example of its Water-Resistant Non-Rusting Qualities!) and explored Historic Fort Michilimackinac, as well as sampling regional foodstuffs such as pasties and observing many native birds. All was very well, although a certain gentleman at Fort Dress-Up-And-Scare-People pretended to be made of wax until the model was quite close, and then spoke very suddenly, kicking in the MADCRAZYPANIC Virus, which caused it to scream, an unfortunate symptom of such a Virus.
In Ohio, it once again fused to its books.
And then, potential customers, it returned home! As you can see, this is a splendid new model, and we can assure you that the Anecdote Features will never give you anything but the greatest satisfaction. The TripSoujin Version 3.0 is certainly a worthy product to invest in, and we hope that you will hurry to make use of it as often as you can!
Remember also, potential customers, that in two weeks we release TripSoujin Version 3.5: TENNESSEE CAMP EXPERIENCE! (tm). Don't hesitate to check out this new model as well at your earliest convenience!
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Date: 2005-06-11 04:22 am (UTC)Actually, it even allows it to walk right in the path of oncoming cars and yet miraculously avoid being smushed!So, how many of the thirteen postcards I mailed to you have arrived as of yet?Yay, Archie! Archie is so good.
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Date: 2005-06-11 10:21 pm (UTC)Eeep, I say! Eeep!Nine. One came today. *snuggles*:D He is! *uses second Archie icon, even though it doesn't really suit the occasion*
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Date: 2005-06-12 03:27 pm (UTC)*is... so oblivious when crossing busy streets...Ooh. So there're several more to come, indeed! ^__^*pulls out second Archie icon, which always suits any occassion*
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Date: 2005-06-12 04:44 pm (UTC)*snuggles - considers leashing you ;)*Yup! :D *looks forward to it**giggles*
*is back to first Archie icon*
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Date: 2005-06-12 04:56 pm (UTC)Not a bad idea. ^___^*beams**ditto, so 'tis quite all right*
...Gah. I love you so much.