"And You'll Get Killed In Turn. Sorry!"

[psalm_onethirtyone]

POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES.

I have dirt in my hair and in between my toes and under my nails, and my face is sunburnt and I am giddy from the heat, but suddenly I feel a lot better.

Two rows of white, two of red, but the red did much better. We filled two crates. This isn't the best potato harvest we've ever gotten.

I like potatoes.

Comments

[mhari.livejournal.com]

Wheeeeeeee potatoes!

*likes potatoes*

*tousles you*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^___^ So many of the little ones this time, the ones that are like marbles. Villie and I like those best. But also we got almost seven that were realllly big. ^_____^ And Da' was very happy about that.

Potatoes feel so good in the hands.

*latches onto happily*

[shawk.livejournal.com]

I always liked digging up potatoes. It was sort of like finding a present, or searching for Easter eggs.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*nods!* Oh, yes. It's like that.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

Potatoes! One minute Hamlet!

...point? No, this has no point.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Double eeeeeee! ^___^

[lunaedraconis.livejournal.com]

Mmm.

*longs for lovely potatoes*

*and to have dirt squished between toes*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^_^ *wishes lovely potatoes and squishy dirt upon you*

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

Potatoes are possibly my favourite food. Also, ONE MINUTE HAMLET AHHHH! XD

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Mine tooooooo. Especially eeful new ones that are soft and tiny and peely. I MUST AVENGE MY FATHER AND KILL CLAUDIUS!

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

Eeee! Yes! I'LL START BY ACTING NUTS AND TALKING TO THE AUDIENCE!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^___^ ...I don't remember the next line...

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

......is it the hey nonny nonny line...? I... I don't remember either.

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

I NEVER LOVED THEE, GO GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Hey Nonny Nonny and a Nonny Nonny Hey!

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

Gather 'round everybody for a play within a play...

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--! ... !!--

*...forgets the lines again*

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

No prompt from here! Practice makes perfect. >:D

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Noooooo!

*hides and goes back to writing birthdayfic!*

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

The One Minute Hamlet playing in the background increases productivity, says reliable research from half a dozen international institutes...

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

EeeChrist you're evil.


This man has no character and exactly two lines. Why am I writing about him?

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

Because canon lies in the eye of the beholder. XD

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

...That is so very, very, horrifyingly true.

All right, answer me this: how in hell do I keep this from sounding like a romance novel?

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

You don't. You take a deep breath and hope for the best. Usually it turns out slightly better than you feared. *prays*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

...Thanks. I'll let you beta-read it.

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

...I am not being self-deprecating when I say that I am the worst beta you could possibly think to have. I'm hopeless with suggestions, I'd probably just swoon and gush and fangirl you. ;____;

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Anything but that! ^_^ *snuggles against like a kitty*

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

*scratches behind ears* But I can't help it. ;___; I hate to change anything already written. Which is a big problem when it comes to my own writing, no matter how awful it is, and I would hate to change anyone else's even more.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I'll just bother Snowy or Kali or Nanni, then. Is all good.

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

Oh but -- ! Secretly I think that you shouldn't revise. But maybe that doesn't work quite so well for you, so I won't insist. XD

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I make mistakes. And spell things wrong. And this man has two lines and no character. I'll need to test him.

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

I can look for spelling mistakes! I'll hunt for them. Or minor mistakes, things like that. And have the two-line-man tested. I can do those. :D

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Oh, will you? *beams* That would be delightful.

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

I will. >:D And then I'll fangirl you, so I'll be of some use at least.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Silly. *beam and adoooooores*

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

But true! :D *right baaaaack*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*loooooove and pounce!*