"Been So Many Places I Can't Remember Where or When..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Write 20 random facts about yourself then tag the same amount of people as minutes it takes you to write the facts.

1. I am the shortest person I know, and I have never met a person who did not think Waen was my older sister.
2. I got vitamin B poisoning once!
3. When I was a small child, I did numerous dreadful things to myself, including impaling my head on a long-spined cactus, eating poisonous mushrooms in the backyard, and splitting my forehead open on a coffee table; and nearly drowning in both the fishpond and the swimming pool of a friend of Mum.
4. I have 'Florian/Zara' written on my hand and outlined in hearts right now, possibly an indication that I am taking this all much, much too far.
5. I have never read 1984, but I have read Clergyman's Daughter and Down and Out in Paris and London, which is, by the way, the most annoying book I have ever in fact read.
6. I used to sit in the hall at midnight and write letters to the ghosts who lived there. Mostly I told them about school and how I ought to be asleep right now.
7. I once wrote a Watership Down Mary-Sue, or, to be precise, four Watership Down Mary-Sues.
8. It took eight years of getting thrown from horses before I finally realised I don't like them.
9. I have sproinged erinpuff's curls.
10. I swam in a hot spring in Iceland, and, being bored, started singing 'C'est La Faute a Voltaire'; at which point a French gentleman who was bathing behind me somewhere starting laughing at me and singing along.
11. My hobby is finding bad adaptations of Jekyll and Hyde to watch. <3 Lor'.
12. I am a terrible, terrible drama-whore.
13. I refuse to throw anything away.
14. Ahem. Zara, I still haven't been introduced to Jane.
15. I have made my Mum promise that if I die, she will make a post to my LJ explaining the fact, and am in the process of writing instructions so that she knows how to make said post.
16. I only cheated on one test in school, and it was partly by accident, and I was so distraught I came home and cried all over my Da'.
17. When I get letters, sometimes I keep them for two or three days without opening them, just being so excited that there is a letter that I have to wait a while before I can see what's inside. This is why I sometimes appear to get mail on Sundays, and why it sometimes seems like something is taking an awfully long time to get to me.
18. I cannot write this fic, which is why I am doing this meme.
19. I have never, ever, ever had a dream with Waen in it, and she says she has never had a dream with me in it; but we both dream of Mum. Mum, in turn, has nightmares about us lots.
20. I fall in and out of love like Jean Prouvaire.

I shall be fashionable and not tag, either. La!

Comments

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Five-foot-one here. Do not think I will get any taller. Sister one year younger and about four inches taller. Pah.

Oh, Lord. *clings* Oh, awful. Dreadful woman.

[erinpuff]

Oh, we're the same height. I'd forgotten. All I remember about how tall you are from when we met was that I was glad you weren't taller than me. ;-)

My brother is taller, but he's a guy. My sister is only shorter because she's nine. She'll be taller than me when she grows up.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's right! ^_^ Yes, I was pleased about that, too. Tall people make me rather nervous.

Nyeh. Sisters are evil that way.