"It Depends on What You Pay -- So Why Be Stingy...?"

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Lillie? Lillie, I am so sorry, but please don't telephone to-night, because if you do, you are going to get hysterical-breakdown!Soujin, and you really do not want that.

omg. ;_________________;

Edit: Oh! Oh. But, Miss Zara? I bought you so many books to-day. It's awfully pathetic. I also now have a fourth copy of Hamlet. But if you should want any of the books--

(and I bought a Danish cookbook. in English and Danish)

(and cried a lot between the shelves. yes. to-day has not been a good day)

Comments

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^_^;; I'll pick out what seems decent. (I knowwww. Now I think I definitely need to make you something Danish.) (*flail*)

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

I'll trust your judgement. ^____^ (DANISH!!!!1)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

...The forty-minute Shakespeare plays? (^____________^!)

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

...Yes, please!!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^_____^ We'll have to read Hamlet together. Imagine. Forty minutes! And the sad thing is, the writer is entirely in earnest. These are honest-to-heaven meant-to-be-performed forty minute plays! It's sad, really it is.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

That's terribly sad, actually. And yes, we shall! What could be better than reading Hamlet with you?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? ^__^;;; Eeeeyay. Why, I'm sure I couldn't say...! --Reading Hamlet with Olivier? I found the 19-whichevertheyareIlose review of Olivier!Hamlet. In one of Daddy's books of old film reviews. He spent pages talking about Jean Simmons, but he mentioned Horatio once to call him 'wise'.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

--Reading Hamlet with Olivier. XD That would be horribly intimidating, especially considering that he is dead. And eeeeeereview! Horatio. We love Horatio. But come on, no mention of his sleeves? That's the first thing I would review.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

XD And you're so very intimidated by dead people, Miss. --I knowww. It was nice. But 'wise. XD Yes. Last word for Horatio, people. No mention of his sleeves! The reviewer did say that the costuming was 'beautiful and stark', which made us facepalm.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

--Well, okay, I'd probably just fangirl him and make him recite Shakespeare. --XD Poor Horatio. He's-- ...well, he's loyal. Stark. XD

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--Yes. You know you would. Oh, also it said that the girl who played Ophelia was eighteen and so entirely innocent, and M. Olivier went through the play with her explaining things to her; and when he asked her if she knew what 'that's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs' meant, she started blushing and said she 'supposed it was like when people were married'. Which we thought was funny, because we are horrid people. --He's--loyal is a good word. YES. 'STARK'.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

--I really, really would. I'd pratice my 'big, cute eyes' and then occasionally go 'Oh, but Mr. Olivier! Can't you 'to be or not to be' for me one more time? --Oh, god. XD Poor, poor girl. But we think it is funny, too. --He's trustworthy! And adorable!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--XD You would be adorable. He would have no choice but to recite it. over and over. and over. and over. ^_____~ --I knoww. But yes. --AND STARK.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

--Excellent! That's what I want, you know. XD He'd get so annoyed. -- STARK! APPARENTLY.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--He would not! Your eyes would win him over! Frailty, thy name is Laurence Olivier's annoyance at Miss Zara. --XD VERY STARK. ESPECIALLY WHEN HAMLET-- ha, ha! Never mind!

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

-Oh, how hope so! But he knows how I lisp, I amble, and I jig! -- *CHOKES* -- WELL, THERE'S GOT TO BE A REASON HAMLET SPENDS THE REST OF THE PLAY HALF-DRESSED.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--But thine are the lips he so oft has kissed-- -- --wait. --XD XD XD WELL, EXACTLY. I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

...-- NOTHING LESS THAN THAT, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--AHAHAHA, HORATIO IS SO EMBARRASSED RIGHT NOW...!

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

--IF HE GETS EMBARRASSED WHEN SEEING HAMLET'S BARE SHOULDER, I'D IMAGINE SO.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--HORATIO IS A VERY SENSITIVE BOY, MISS ZARA...!

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

--I'M NOT FAULTING HIM FOR IT.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--XD XD WHY IN HEAVEN'S NAME NOT?

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

--BECAUSE HE'S CUTE AND BLUSHY!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

--XD NO REASON AT ALL, MISS.

(...I am writing Gertrude/Horatio. Bwahaha.

...Oh. But I want Horatio/Ophelia. I must come up with a good plot for it.)