"Seemed so Out of Context in that Gaudy Apartment Complex..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

My photographs came back to-day! ^_______________________^

...So. Hamlet picspam. *cough* Of course.

...With all due credit to our priceless cameraperson, Waen. Who deserves such reward as befits a King's remembrance. Or something.

Set One. The Principal Players in our Drama.

i.
Horatio: GET THEE TO A NUNNERY! ...Wait, not my line.

ii.
Hamlet: *is smiling*
Universe: *implodes from improbability factor*

iii:
Yorick: *GRINS*
Universe: *runs away and hides under bed*

Set Two. Assorted Hamlet/Horatio shots.

i.
Hamlet: My boyfriend is cute!
Horatio: ...Please let me die now.

ii.
CAMPBELL SCOTT POSE.

iii.
DELACROIX.
Horatio: *emo*
Hamlet: :D :D

Set Three. Hamlet and Polonius.

i.
Polonius: What is the matter, my Lord?
Hamlet: The matter between who?
Polonius: I mean the matter that you read...

ii.
Polonius: Do you know me, my Lord?
Hamlet: Excellent well, you are a fishmonger.

iii.
Hamlet: ...together with very weak hams...
Polonius: He is mad indeed!

Set Four. Stuff, with a capital S.

i.
Hamlet: That Polonius is a nut.

ii.
Horatio: Look! I'm Ethan Hawke!

iii.
Horatio: Look! I'm Campbell Scott!
Cameraperson: Campbell Scott did not wear a skirt.
Horatio: ...Well, I'm not really Campbell Scott, either...

Set Five. Ophelia/Hamlet.

i.
Horatio and Hamlet: *iconic CLING*

ii.
Ophelia: *prays!*
Hamlet: *kind of prays!*

iii.
Ophelia: ...Dude, is he going to leave?
Hamlet: *praypraypray!*

Set Six. Graveyard Scenes.

i.
Hamlet: Alas, poor Yorick!

ii.
Horatio: *snuggles with skull*

iii.
Hamlet: *snuggles with skull*

Set Seven. The Duel!

i.
Laertes: Now I KEEL JOO!
Hamlet: Ahahaha...

ii.
Laertes: O, I am slain!
Hamlet: ...So not your line.

iii.
Hamlet: *DIEZ*
Horatio: Whee, Fortinbras is coming!

Set Eight. Outtakes.

i.
Horatio: Look, it's Yorick!
Hamlet: *has stupid hat*

ii.
Horatio: Yorick was... my boyfriend!
Hamlet: Look, I have a stupid hat! :D :D

iii.
Hamlet: You and Yorick? How could you?

...That was so. much fun. I want Zara back, hi.

Comments

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

That, or they recognised our madness.

... *very safe, protective, shiny rock. made of quartz*

...Should I say oh, dear, or awwww?

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

...but it has method in't!

...*quartz! rose quartz? you can't see photographs through rose quartz!*

...That depends, really, on whether or not you've seen this.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it's very melancholy.

... *rose quartz! beautiful, shiny, smooth rose quartz!*

... OH. MY. Horatio just replied. XD Ohhhhhh, dear.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

A touch of sorrow.

... *oooooh, sounds so lovely!*

...XD XD And Hamlet's posted.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Faith, yea.

... *prettiest hiding places are best*

...We shall click. Oh, dear. --Incidentally, I e-mailed you Horatio's new password.

[thanitohercules.livejournal.com]

:D

... *agreed! runs fingertips along the shiny, smooth quartz*

...It's not bad, actually. He'll probably be jumping into Horatio's arms. --I saw! Thank you.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

;D

... *eeees, and looks for reflections*

Oh, good. ^__^;;; Horatio was worried, of course. -- ^___^

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

...and now I log back into my own journal. XD

...*eeeeee, follows!*

Of course. Poor dear. Hamlet's-- well, he's happy, I suppose, but it's not as simple as that. Obviously. XD

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*giggles!* *...and hides from your icon*

... *because reflections aren't the same thing as photographs at all, and can be looked for without revulsion and horror*

Yes. Augh. ^^;;;;

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

*doesn't think icon is scary ;____; uses T.S. Eliot one, then?*

...*exactly! and they're in rose quartz, so they have to be pretty. by default.*

Sorry. XD

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*thinks it is! and that this one is pretty-sad-pretty*

... *of course!* ^___^

...Oh, don't apologise...!

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

*second T.S Eliot one! ...is a dork*

... *eeee!*

...Why not? ;____; Hamlet's crying at him.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*eeees because it's pretty*

... *^___^! ♥*

...Yes, but he's used to that.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

...That's sad, Horatio.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

...Shhh, don't say that. We know he's sad, but we're trying to keep some part of his ego intact.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

...Hamlet worships him.

(...So. Question. Should we continue the injured-Hamlet thread or leave it there?)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

...Hamlet, you're very misguided.

(No, we can leave it there. ♥ I think it ends well.)

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

...He's just a fool in love.

(All's well that-- ...yes. All right! ^^ The only thing that would continue it is Hamlet being stupid and getting out of bed.)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

...I ain't nothing but a man in love! I ain't nothing but a man in love! The girls, they say I am their only one...! ...wait, wrong song.

(*snickers* Awwwwwwwwww, Hamlet.)

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

...but it works! ^^

(But he can be stupid in other threads, I'm sure. XD)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

XD XD XD

(Of course he can't. He's Hamlet. ♥)

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

(You're right. He's stupid in all of his threads.)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(WOMAN.)

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

(WHAT? HE IS.)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(LIES, ALL LIES.)