"Seemed so Out of Context in that Gaudy Apartment Complex..."

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My photographs came back to-day! ^_______________________^

...So. Hamlet picspam. *cough* Of course.

...With all due credit to our priceless cameraperson, Waen. Who deserves such reward as befits a King's remembrance. Or something.

Set One. The Principal Players in our Drama.

i.
Horatio: GET THEE TO A NUNNERY! ...Wait, not my line.

ii.
Hamlet: *is smiling*
Universe: *implodes from improbability factor*

iii:
Yorick: *GRINS*
Universe: *runs away and hides under bed*

Set Two. Assorted Hamlet/Horatio shots.

i.
Hamlet: My boyfriend is cute!
Horatio: ...Please let me die now.

ii.
CAMPBELL SCOTT POSE.

iii.
DELACROIX.
Horatio: *emo*
Hamlet: :D :D

Set Three. Hamlet and Polonius.

i.
Polonius: What is the matter, my Lord?
Hamlet: The matter between who?
Polonius: I mean the matter that you read...

ii.
Polonius: Do you know me, my Lord?
Hamlet: Excellent well, you are a fishmonger.

iii.
Hamlet: ...together with very weak hams...
Polonius: He is mad indeed!

Set Four. Stuff, with a capital S.

i.
Hamlet: That Polonius is a nut.

ii.
Horatio: Look! I'm Ethan Hawke!

iii.
Horatio: Look! I'm Campbell Scott!
Cameraperson: Campbell Scott did not wear a skirt.
Horatio: ...Well, I'm not really Campbell Scott, either...

Set Five. Ophelia/Hamlet.

i.
Horatio and Hamlet: *iconic CLING*

ii.
Ophelia: *prays!*
Hamlet: *kind of prays!*

iii.
Ophelia: ...Dude, is he going to leave?
Hamlet: *praypraypray!*

Set Six. Graveyard Scenes.

i.
Hamlet: Alas, poor Yorick!

ii.
Horatio: *snuggles with skull*

iii.
Hamlet: *snuggles with skull*

Set Seven. The Duel!

i.
Laertes: Now I KEEL JOO!
Hamlet: Ahahaha...

ii.
Laertes: O, I am slain!
Hamlet: ...So not your line.

iii.
Hamlet: *DIEZ*
Horatio: Whee, Fortinbras is coming!

Set Eight. Outtakes.

i.
Horatio: Look, it's Yorick!
Hamlet: *has stupid hat*

ii.
Horatio: Yorick was... my boyfriend!
Hamlet: Look, I have a stupid hat! :D :D

iii.
Hamlet: You and Yorick? How could you?

...That was so. much fun. I want Zara back, hi.

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