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psalm_onethirtyoneHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamlet.
Horatio is such a dork. He's all: ZOMG it's cold! ZOMG. I hate you all for making me come out in the cold.
And Bernardo and Marcellus are all: Ghost! Ghost! Lookit the ghost!
And Horatio is all: ZOMG COLD YOU GIEZ. ;______________; -- OH MY GOD, IT'S A GHOST.
Too wonderful.
And then Claudius is all: *swagger swagger smirk*
And Laertes is RILLY RILLY CUTE and all: ...Hiiii! :) :)
And Claudius is all: Whatever, go to France.
And then Hamlet is all: *SULK*
And Claudius is all: Gawd, you are such a brat. But, you know, whatever, stay here and be my kid.
And Hamlet is all: *hisss* NO, MAN.
And Gertrude is all: Hamlet, plz, stop being a brat and stay here.
And Hamlet's all: Okay, fine, since you asked.
And then everybody files out and he emos a lot and Horatio comes in! DadadaDA.
Horatio: ...Hiiii...! :)
Hamlet: Dude, whatever. --ZOMG, HORATIO!
Horatio: :) :) ...!... ?...
Hamlet: HIIIIIIIIIII! DUDE, YOU CAME!
Horatio: ...Yeah, for the funeral...
Hamlet: Yeah, man, whatever, for the wedding. Thrift thrift and all that, wotwot. I'm so clever and so angsty.
Horatio: ...
Hamlet: I think I see my father, man.
Horatio: ZOMG WHERE?!?!?!
Hamlet: ...Um. You know. In my head. Since he's. You know. Dead, man.
Horatio: ;___________________; Don't ever scare me like that again. I saw your father last night.
Hamlet: WTF NO.
Horatio: Ohhhh, yeah. And MAN, was he creepy.
Hamlet: ...
Horatio: ...You wanna see him to-night?
Hamlet: DUDE YES. WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE?
Horatio: ...Like he looked. You know.
Hamlet: Okay. To-night, man! I love you!
Horatio: :) :)...!
Hamlet: ...All of you.
Horatio: ... :(
SCENE CHANGE.
Laertes: *is cute*
Ophelia: *is not*
SCENE CHANGE.
Hamlet: Dude, it's cold.
Horatio: DUDE, I KNOW. ;_________________________________________;
Ghost: HI THERE! Catch me if you can! *turns and bounces off in his glowing green radioactive armour*
Hamlet: WTF WTF ZOMG. DAD.
Horatio: Okay, you've seen him. Now STAY HERE.
Hamlet: I'm going after him!
Horatio: ZOMG NO.
Hamlet: 'BYE!
Ghost: Dude, so your uncle killed me. This really pisses me off. It makes me shouty. DUDE TAKE REVENGE ALREADY.
Hamlet: *falls on the ground and criez*
Ghost: ACT LIKE A MAN. STAB THAT GUY.
Hamlet: *criiiiiiez*
Ghost: Okay, whatever. I'm out of here.
Hamlet: *criiiiiiiiiez and flails*
Horatio: ZOMG ARE YOU OKAY? *unnecessary touching zomg*
Hamlet: *babbles* SWEAR YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING TO-NIGHT!
Horatio: ...Dude, major overkill. If I tell anybody I saw your dad looking radioactive, they will totally commit me.
Hamlet: SWEAR DAMMIT.
Horatio: ...Dude, I'm taller than you are! :) :)
Hamlet: SWEAR OR I KILL JOO.
Horatio: Okay, okay, fine, whatever. *swears*
Hamlet: Whew. Great. Now, if I start to act crazy, don't worry about it, okay?
Horatio: ...If you start to act crazy?
SCENE CHANGE.
Horatio is such a dork. He's all: ZOMG it's cold! ZOMG. I hate you all for making me come out in the cold.
And Bernardo and Marcellus are all: Ghost! Ghost! Lookit the ghost!
And Horatio is all: ZOMG COLD YOU GIEZ. ;______________; -- OH MY GOD, IT'S A GHOST.
Too wonderful.
And then Claudius is all: *swagger swagger smirk*
And Laertes is RILLY RILLY CUTE and all: ...Hiiii! :) :)
And Claudius is all: Whatever, go to France.
And then Hamlet is all: *SULK*
And Claudius is all: Gawd, you are such a brat. But, you know, whatever, stay here and be my kid.
And Hamlet is all: *hisss* NO, MAN.
And Gertrude is all: Hamlet, plz, stop being a brat and stay here.
And Hamlet's all: Okay, fine, since you asked.
And then everybody files out and he emos a lot and Horatio comes in! DadadaDA.
Horatio: ...Hiiii...! :)
Hamlet: Dude, whatever. --ZOMG, HORATIO!
Horatio: :) :) ...!... ?...
Hamlet: HIIIIIIIIIII! DUDE, YOU CAME!
Horatio: ...Yeah, for the funeral...
Hamlet: Yeah, man, whatever, for the wedding. Thrift thrift and all that, wotwot. I'm so clever and so angsty.
Horatio: ...
Hamlet: I think I see my father, man.
Horatio: ZOMG WHERE?!?!?!
Hamlet: ...Um. You know. In my head. Since he's. You know. Dead, man.
Horatio: ;___________________; Don't ever scare me like that again. I saw your father last night.
Hamlet: WTF NO.
Horatio: Ohhhh, yeah. And MAN, was he creepy.
Hamlet: ...
Horatio: ...You wanna see him to-night?
Hamlet: DUDE YES. WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE?
Horatio: ...Like he looked. You know.
Hamlet: Okay. To-night, man! I love you!
Horatio: :) :)...!
Hamlet: ...All of you.
Horatio: ... :(
SCENE CHANGE.
Laertes: *is cute*
Ophelia: *is not*
SCENE CHANGE.
Hamlet: Dude, it's cold.
Horatio: DUDE, I KNOW. ;_________________________________________;
Ghost: HI THERE! Catch me if you can! *turns and bounces off in his glowing green radioactive armour*
Hamlet: WTF WTF ZOMG. DAD.
Horatio: Okay, you've seen him. Now STAY HERE.
Hamlet: I'm going after him!
Horatio: ZOMG NO.
Hamlet: 'BYE!
Ghost: Dude, so your uncle killed me. This really pisses me off. It makes me shouty. DUDE TAKE REVENGE ALREADY.
Hamlet: *falls on the ground and criez*
Ghost: ACT LIKE A MAN. STAB THAT GUY.
Hamlet: *criiiiiiez*
Ghost: Okay, whatever. I'm out of here.
Hamlet: *criiiiiiiiiez and flails*
Horatio: ZOMG ARE YOU OKAY? *unnecessary touching zomg*
Hamlet: *babbles* SWEAR YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING TO-NIGHT!
Horatio: ...Dude, major overkill. If I tell anybody I saw your dad looking radioactive, they will totally commit me.
Hamlet: SWEAR DAMMIT.
Horatio: ...Dude, I'm taller than you are! :) :)
Hamlet: SWEAR OR I KILL JOO.
Horatio: Okay, okay, fine, whatever. *swears*
Hamlet: Whew. Great. Now, if I start to act crazy, don't worry about it, okay?
Horatio: ...If you start to act crazy?
SCENE CHANGE.
