"I Could Have Danced Danced Danced All Night..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

I have a) a hole in my head. for serious.

b) a tongue so masticated that I have to sleep with cotton and tissues in my mouth

c) no fingernails, and

d) more toenails then I want.

Also, e) a large sore on my leg.

I win at pointless minor injuries. ^_______________^

Support Group was fun to-night. Mainly we played tell Colleen to break up with her boyfriends, because they are teh_crazy and bad news like whoa. Also we threw pillows at Sandra and told Amy to gogogogogogogo for this new job offer, because it is for the win. (We also told Soujin she was an idiot but congratulated her for being the sanest person in the group).

Work was rather lovely, if utterly confusing, and--other than that, the day was suitably uneventful. I telephoned Zara! ^___^

I think really the most important thing in my life right now is the minor injuries of doom. My tongue.

Comments

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

HEY, LILLIE. DO YOU WANT TO HELP US WITH A GIRL!HORATIO!FLASHBACK POST?

[bewareofitalics]

SURE! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

PLAY FORTINBRAS.

[bewareofitalics]

...YEAH, I GUESSED THAT PART. *G* ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR, THOUGH? AND SHALL I KEEP HIM AS FORTINBRAS!FORTINBRAS?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. SEE--BY THE END OF GIRL!HORATIO AU, HORATIO IS PREGNANT.

[bewareofitalics]

EE, FUN! ...FORTI, ON THE OTHER HAND, WONDERS IF IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA FOR HAMLET TO REPRODUCE. ;)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

CLASSIFIED INFORMATION. XD

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOT. XD

[bewareofitalics]

FORTI THOUGHT NOT. *G* ...HEY. IS THIS GONNA AFFECT WHO GETS TO BE KING? NOT THAT FORTI WOULD GO ALL RICHARD III ON US, I DON'T THINK...

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

...WE HAVEN'T DECIDED THAT. XD PROBABLY. MAYBE FORTI COULD BE REGENT.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

THERE'S ALWAYS THE POSSIBILITY THAT SINCE NO ONE KNEW THEY WERE MARRIED, HORATIO WILL JUST GO '...NO RELATION TO HAMLET. NOPE NOHOW. CAN I MOVE TO ICELAND NOW?'.

[bewareofitalics]

HORATIO, YOU CAN'T LET THE TERRORISTS NORWEGIANS WIN!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

XD XD HORATIO SAYS YES SHE CAN.

[bewareofitalics]

SO HORATIO LEAVES, AND FORTI NEVER GETS HIS EDUCATION ABOUT NICENESS AND TRUTH-TELLING...? POOR DENMARK.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

WELL, MAYBE SHE'LL STAY AND HIDE OUT IN THE PALACE. SHE DOESN'T SEE ANY REASON TO ADMIT TO THE PARENTAGE OF THE BABY, THOUGH.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T SEE THAT HAPPENING. I MEAN, SHE'S CARRYING THE HEIR TO THE THRONE OF DENMARK. HAMLET WOULD WANT HIS CHILD TO BE RECOGNISED.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

OO, THAT'S TRUE. YOU REALISE THIS COMPLETELY CHANGES FORTINBRAS, COMPLETELY? XD BUT YOU HAVE A RILLY GOOD POINT. SHE MIGHT--WHOA. I HAVE NO IDEA.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

...YES, I KNOW. UM. SORRY?

ALSO, HAMLET STILL CASTS THE ELECTION LIGHTS ON FORTINBRAS. BUT. ...AN UNBORN CHILD WHO MIGHT BE A DAUGHTER CAN'T BE A KING, RIGHT?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

XD DON'T BE SORRY FOR BEING SMART.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. EVEN BETTER. THAT IS SO TRUEEEEE. ...HORATIO AND HAMLET ARE FINALLY GOING TO GET THEIR LITTLE NORDIC DAUGHTER, ZARA.

[bewareofitalics]

...I TOTALLY MISREAD THAT AS "MAYBE FORTI COULD BE PREGNANT," THANKS. HM...

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

...AHHHH BRAIN.

[bewareofitalics]

HEY, IT COULD BE A CONSEQUENCE OF SLEEPING WITH GHOSTS. OR SOMETHING. ER.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

NO NO NO BAD. ...although.

[bewareofitalics]

YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW. ...although?

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

IT'S GOING TO BE PREGNANT!GIRL!HORATIO AFTER HAMLET DIES. :D