"You are Mine, I Possess You..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Me: Hi!
Her: Hii!
Me: How are you doing?
Her: I'm okay. I'm--whoa.
Me: Sorry. I left a comment telling you I was going to call, but you'd probably already left.
Her: Huh? I--whoa.
Me: Zara?
Her: Yeah! Yes! Sorry, I just moved in to-day, I'm still a little confused.
Me: That's okay.
Her: And you scared the shit out of me--
Me: ...Are you really Zara?
Her: I think so.
Me: Zara Lastname.
Her: No! No, I'm Sarah!
Me: Whoa, okay, that makes more sense. I'm sorry.
Her: No, that's fine, that's okay.
Me: I must have the wrong number. I'm going to call again, and if I get you again, you can just yell at me. I must have written the wrong thing down.
Her: No, that's fine. Call again.

*click* *beep-beep-beep-boop-beep-boop-boop*

Me: Hi!
Her: It's me again.
Me: I can't believe this. I'm so sorry.
Her: Oh, please, it's no problem.
Me: ...How come you didn't react when I said I'd left you a comment on your livejournal?
Her: You didn't say that, you said 'sorry for attacking you', and somebody said that they were going to attack me at freshman orientation, so I didn't even think about it. --Hey, what number are you calling? Because the one they gave my mom, she keeps trying to call it and it doesn't work.
Me: *gives number*
Her: Okay, okay, I'm writing that down. Here's the one they gave her, maybe that's your Sarah.
Me: Zara.
Her: Sarah, yeah. Okay, here's the number. *gives number*
Me: Thanks so much. I am so sorry about this.
Her: It's really okay. Thanks for the new number.
Me: Absolutely. 'Night!
Her: 'Night!

*click*

Number she gave me: *busy signal*

Me: *checks livejournal*
Me: ...ZARA MOVED ROOMS WTF.

And now I am calling the actual correct number.

Comments

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

identity theft. obviously.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

...also, I had my number changed last year because of those crank calls, so the one the Uni has on file is probably utterly wrong.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhhhhh. Do you think I should call her again and tell her that?

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

XD XD XD if you would like to.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

No, no, really, do you think so?

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I wouldn't, but phones are evil.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should ask Mum. Just because she'd be a non-telephone-shy opinion?

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

Sure! :D That's a good idea.

...which I typo'd as diea.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Okay!

...That sounds like a rare disease.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

Any thoughts?

I know. :D

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

She said sure--I'm just not totally good on when to call. Indentitytheft!Zara is awake at one o'clock, or at least she is on Friday night, but now that school's started, I'm not sure.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

Early evening? Or-- well, I could always leave her a note or something.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Oh, my goodness, you could...! You could also let her know that I am not going to be a scary 'phone stalker. ^^;;;

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

XDD Should I, then?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Would it be okay wih you? ^^;;;;;

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

I suppose I can be bothered.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

*flyinglovingpounce*

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

*snuggles* Remind me tomorrw.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I will! ^___^

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Obviously! A smiling villain did it.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

One who can smile and smile--

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

And STEAL YOUR IDENTITY.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

YES.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

O, TREACHERY, IAGO!

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

...

...

I'm reading Othello in one of my classes and when I read the syllabus, I totally went XD XD XD.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Yes?

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

None of the assignments, at least as they're described on the syllabus, involve anyone other than Othello and Desdemona. In my head, Iago was going aglaknl;am/';,a'ahl;hsklankla.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Iago. Othello Nobody loves you.

[silverdragon262.livejournal.com]

ALSO. My professor had the best slip-up today. She meant to say "Iago is jealous of Othello." ... ... ...but she actually said "Iago is jealous of Desdemona."

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

WELL, OBVIOUSLY.