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psalm_onethirtyoneTo-day wins at the best conversation ever.
Soujin: So, I gave Joyce her list of Shakespeare names, but she lost them. It's probably for the best. They're so she can pick a name for her new puppy, and I definitely put Chiron on the list.
Mum: Chiron?
Soujin: Yis. One of the boys from Titus Andronicus. He rapes Lavinia and then cuts off her hands and her tongue.
Mum: ...Great.
Dad: Isn't Chiron a centaur?
Soujin: Shakespeare likes to steal names--
Mum: Centaurs raped people.
Waen: They didn't cut bits off them.
Soujin: IN ANY CASE. Saturninus was also on the list.
Waen: That's just stupid. Who'd name a puppy Saturninus?
Soujin: The same woman who thought Rosencrantz was a good name.
Waen: Yeah, but people actually know who Rosencrantz is. If Rosencrantz were Saturninus, then she could name it Saturninus.
Soujin: I see it all now. SATURNINUS AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD.
Mum: Not the same ring.
Soujin: Definitely not.
Dad: You know, Titus just isn't relevant any more.
Mum: ...Right. Yes. Sweeney Todd just stole its fanbase.
Soujin: Guys...
Waen: I'm eating dinner, hello.
Soujin: You know what would be awesome? If she named the puppy Chiron and then called it sweetie-pie.
Waen: EATING. DINNER.
My foot hates me to-day, because lo and behold I went to work, and stood on it for four or five hours, and now it is draining again. >_> My sock was all wet. As a result, I was not allowed to go to the library picnic for people who work at the library, and so I sulked, alas.
Also, one of the nurses at work resulted in another conversation:
Nurse 1: *is feeding Gayle supper*
Soujin: Hi!
Gayle: ^___^ Hi!
Nurse 1: Hi, there.
Nurse 2: *flings self into room* ROMAINE SPAT ON ME.
Soujin: ...Yes. She does that.
Nurse 2: NOT ON ME, SHE DOESN'T.
Gayle: You have to understand what kind of people you're working with...
Nurse 2: Yeah, I understand, but I ain't taking that from anybody. I told her don't she dare do that. She spit on me! Can you believe that?
Nurse 1: *makes placating noises*
Nurse 2: Anyway, I'm okay. I'm having a good day. I'm pretty zen to-day. I'm not letting anybody piss me off. Except some of my co-workers are.
Soujin: ^^;;; I know, I was one of them, right? I bothered you earlier...
Nurse 2: YEAH, YOU DID. --Honey, are you goth?
Soujin: *is wearing a long brown blouse, the tiered blue skirt, and the sparkly blue earrings* ...No?
Nurse 2: Are you sure?
Gayle: What's goth?
Nurse 2: It's, like, you're dark.
Soujin: You have a tortured soul and try to dress to express.
Gayle: ...wtf.
Soujin: In any case. Not goth.
Nurse 2: Hippie?
Soujin: ...No. ^^
Nurse 2: You know what, honey, you could be really pretty. Now, don't take this wrong, I'm not being mean. I'm just saying. You need a makeover, seriously. Like that one TV show, what's it called?
Gayle: What Not to Wear.
Nurse 2: YEAH. That's the one! You should be on that show! Man, you straighten your hair, get some contacts, you could be--woo!
Soujin: ^^;;;; I like my curls.
Nurse 2: Maybe now, but honey, if you wanna look good, you need to do something about yourself! Do you have a social life? What school do you go to?
Soujin: Homeschooled! ^_^
Nurse 2: I CAN TELL! You have no social life, do you? I bet you don't talk to anybody. You got this shell around you, I can tell. Honey, you need to break through that glass! Are you going to college?
Soujin: ^___^! Pre-med.
Nurse 2: Oh, honey, you can't do that the way you are now. You gotta talk to people.
Soujin: I'm hoping to be a geriatric or stoma surgeon. ^_^ Hopefully I won't have to talk to anybody! They'll be under anesthesia the whole time!
Nurse 2: It is not just old people who go to pre-med school. You need to change, big-time, or you're gonna die in college. Now, I'm not psychic--I don't believe in none of that shit, trust me, magic and psychic and all that stuff, but I know you are gonna realise what you need to do, and get yourself a makeover, and you'll go way far, honey.
Soujin: ...
Nurse 1: *has slipped out of the room halfway through all this*
Nurse 2: 'Bye, Gayle! I'm gonna go do some of those call-lights now!
Soujin: ...
Gayle: ^____^ Geriatric surgeon, huh? You'd better stop biting your fingernails.
Soujin: ...May I go home, please?
The worst part is that now I'm worrying about my clothes. What Not to Wear? ;____________;
Soujin: So, I gave Joyce her list of Shakespeare names, but she lost them. It's probably for the best. They're so she can pick a name for her new puppy, and I definitely put Chiron on the list.
Mum: Chiron?
Soujin: Yis. One of the boys from Titus Andronicus. He rapes Lavinia and then cuts off her hands and her tongue.
Mum: ...Great.
Dad: Isn't Chiron a centaur?
Soujin: Shakespeare likes to steal names--
Mum: Centaurs raped people.
Waen: They didn't cut bits off them.
Soujin: IN ANY CASE. Saturninus was also on the list.
Waen: That's just stupid. Who'd name a puppy Saturninus?
Soujin: The same woman who thought Rosencrantz was a good name.
Waen: Yeah, but people actually know who Rosencrantz is. If Rosencrantz were Saturninus, then she could name it Saturninus.
Soujin: I see it all now. SATURNINUS AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD.
Mum: Not the same ring.
Soujin: Definitely not.
Dad: You know, Titus just isn't relevant any more.
Mum: ...Right. Yes. Sweeney Todd just stole its fanbase.
Soujin: Guys...
Waen: I'm eating dinner, hello.
Soujin: You know what would be awesome? If she named the puppy Chiron and then called it sweetie-pie.
Waen: EATING. DINNER.
My foot hates me to-day, because lo and behold I went to work, and stood on it for four or five hours, and now it is draining again. >_> My sock was all wet. As a result, I was not allowed to go to the library picnic for people who work at the library, and so I sulked, alas.
Also, one of the nurses at work resulted in another conversation:
Nurse 1: *is feeding Gayle supper*
Soujin: Hi!
Gayle: ^___^ Hi!
Nurse 1: Hi, there.
Nurse 2: *flings self into room* ROMAINE SPAT ON ME.
Soujin: ...Yes. She does that.
Nurse 2: NOT ON ME, SHE DOESN'T.
Gayle: You have to understand what kind of people you're working with...
Nurse 2: Yeah, I understand, but I ain't taking that from anybody. I told her don't she dare do that. She spit on me! Can you believe that?
Nurse 1: *makes placating noises*
Nurse 2: Anyway, I'm okay. I'm having a good day. I'm pretty zen to-day. I'm not letting anybody piss me off. Except some of my co-workers are.
Soujin: ^^;;; I know, I was one of them, right? I bothered you earlier...
Nurse 2: YEAH, YOU DID. --Honey, are you goth?
Soujin: *is wearing a long brown blouse, the tiered blue skirt, and the sparkly blue earrings* ...No?
Nurse 2: Are you sure?
Gayle: What's goth?
Nurse 2: It's, like, you're dark.
Soujin: You have a tortured soul and try to dress to express.
Gayle: ...wtf.
Soujin: In any case. Not goth.
Nurse 2: Hippie?
Soujin: ...No. ^^
Nurse 2: You know what, honey, you could be really pretty. Now, don't take this wrong, I'm not being mean. I'm just saying. You need a makeover, seriously. Like that one TV show, what's it called?
Gayle: What Not to Wear.
Nurse 2: YEAH. That's the one! You should be on that show! Man, you straighten your hair, get some contacts, you could be--woo!
Soujin: ^^;;;; I like my curls.
Nurse 2: Maybe now, but honey, if you wanna look good, you need to do something about yourself! Do you have a social life? What school do you go to?
Soujin: Homeschooled! ^_^
Nurse 2: I CAN TELL! You have no social life, do you? I bet you don't talk to anybody. You got this shell around you, I can tell. Honey, you need to break through that glass! Are you going to college?
Soujin: ^___^! Pre-med.
Nurse 2: Oh, honey, you can't do that the way you are now. You gotta talk to people.
Soujin: I'm hoping to be a geriatric or stoma surgeon. ^_^ Hopefully I won't have to talk to anybody! They'll be under anesthesia the whole time!
Nurse 2: It is not just old people who go to pre-med school. You need to change, big-time, or you're gonna die in college. Now, I'm not psychic--I don't believe in none of that shit, trust me, magic and psychic and all that stuff, but I know you are gonna realise what you need to do, and get yourself a makeover, and you'll go way far, honey.
Soujin: ...
Nurse 1: *has slipped out of the room halfway through all this*
Nurse 2: 'Bye, Gayle! I'm gonna go do some of those call-lights now!
Soujin: ...
Gayle: ^____^ Geriatric surgeon, huh? You'd better stop biting your fingernails.
Soujin: ...May I go home, please?
The worst part is that now I'm worrying about my clothes. What Not to Wear? ;____________;
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Date: 2006-10-01 10:22 pm (UTC)Is not.
;__________;?
...What do you think? :D I sent you mail, but I rather suppose you won't be getting that until tomorrow at the least. Did you miss me?
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-01 10:25 pm (UTC)Is so.
... Does this mean we are getting them?
...Did you get your mail? I've sent you two letters--the last one goes in the post to-morrow. --Eeeeeeeeeeee, mail from you? Really? ^__________________________^ Eeeeeeeeeee. ...No. I didn't miss you at all. aklfjaskljfjsd I was desolate. I tried to telephone a couple times, but I didn't figure you'd answer because I couldn't alert you beforehand.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-01 10:37 pm (UTC)Is not.
...I have absolutely no idea. XD At this point, we may have to.
I've gotten one letter and also the floral package. :D And yes, from me! Including a letter that's about five pages long because I carried it around with me and wrote it while I was not doing anything else. ...Awww. Well, I musn't have been here, because I haven't avoided any calls yet. When were they?
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-01 10:40 pm (UTC)Is so.
Okay. ^^ I don't mind either way, so-- just tell me what you're going with, and I will.
Yay! ^___^ Did you like the package? --Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. long mail from you! I shall be in a dying of happy to-morrow. ...Usually in the evening, at around nine, I'm pretty sure.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-01 10:44 pm (UTC)Is not.
Well, Lillie and I have been "Arthur says" and "Buzz says" at eachother. XD We don't have to, though?
Yes! I wrote about it in your letter o' doom. --If it comes! There's a letter and two packages. Maybe. --...Hmm. That's odd. I'm usually here around 9, except on Thursdays. And on last Friday. But Law & order is on at 8, so I'm usually here.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-02 12:08 am (UTC)Is so.
^____________^ Well, then. We can! I just don't want to do it if you don't want to, and don't want it to be like I'm pressuring you into it.
Bwee. ^_______^ ---Oooooh. You are too wonderful to me. <333333333 --...Well. I called on Thursday and Friday, so that explains that. XD
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-02 12:14 am (UTC)Is not.
...there were a lot of negatives in that sentence. XD But after you read LVC, you can weigh in on what you want? :D
--Am not! --Oh. Well. On Thursdays I'm in class 'til at least 8:30. And on Friday I went to Julian's to watch old sci-fi and eat dinner.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-02 01:23 am (UTC)Is so!
I know. ^^ I fail. Okay, shall do. ^_^
--Are so! --That explains that, then. ^_^ Did you have a good time?
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Date: 2006-10-02 03:40 am (UTC)Is not!
The OTP has eaten my braaaain.
--Am not! --Ah. Yes, that would explain that. I did! Considering they're my only human contact. XD
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-02 01:10 pm (UTC)Is so!
^______^ Yes. It does that.
--Not this again. XD --Yay! Well, I'm glad. ^__^
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-02 02:18 pm (UTC)Is not!
How unfair. XD
--Sounds familiar, doesn't it? --XD
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-02 10:07 pm (UTC)Is so.
I GOT IT TO-DAY OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AND YOU BOUGHT ME MY VERY OWN COPY YOU SILLY WICKED WONDERFUL--jsklfjsdkljdkls I LOVE YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH.
--It does, at that.
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Date: 2006-10-02 10:16 pm (UTC)Is not.
^______________________^! OH, OH, OH. GOOD, IT GOT THERE. :D IS IT OKAY? IT SAID THE CONDITION WAS GOOD. YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. :D :D DID THE OTHER STUFF COME TOO?
--How 'bout that.
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Date: 2006-10-02 10:26 pm (UTC)Is so.
EEEEEEEEE. YES. IT IS AWESOME, IT REALLY IS. THE COVER IS SILLY. SQUEE. IT HAS A LIBRARY CARD POCKET IN THE BACK, WHICH MAKES ME HAPPY. YES, THE OTHER STUFF TOO. YOU ARE REALLY THE BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD AKFALFJAKLJS YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY.
--Incredible.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-02 10:28 pm (UTC)THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAMEME. ;_____;Is not.
YAY. :D! OH, GOOD, YOU DON'T MIND EX-LIBRARY BOOKS. XD HEEE, IT'S NOT THE SAME COVER AS MINE, IS IT? WITH ALL THE MEN IN TUTUS INCLUDING JBH? ♥ ♥ I LIKE HAPPY YOU. NO BAWLING.
^__________^
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-02 10:33 pm (UTC)Is so.
^___^ I LOVE EX-LIBRARY BOOKS A WHOLE WHOLE LOT. NO, IT'S NOT, IT HAS THEM ALL OUT ON THE DOCK IN THE LAKE. --I AM NOT HAPPY NOW, BUT I WAS GLOWING THEN. AND I SHALL BAWL ALL I LIKE. I HAD A BAD DAY.
^______________^!
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-02 10:36 pm (UTC)Is not.
OH, GOOD. AND XD XD XD, OH THAT ONE. MINE IS BETTER. --SO DID I AND I'M NOT BAWLING. BUT I COULD START. ...I'M NOT SURE WHAT THAT THREAT WAS SUPPOSED TO ACCOMPLISH, BUT.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-02 10:39 pm (UTC)Is so.
YES, OF COURSE YOURS IS. --*HUGS ONTO RILLY TIGHT* OH, NO. WHAT HAPPENED?
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-02 10:50 pm (UTC)Is not.
^__^ I'LL SHOW YOU WHEN YOU COME. TUTUS > ALL ELSE. --*SNUGGLES* I HAD TWO EXAMS? AND TWO CLASSES IN BETWEEN. AND THERE WAS A FIRE ALARM THIS MORNING SO I HAD TO EVACUATE (SEVEN FLIGHTS OF STAIRS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING IS NOT COOL). AND I WOKE UP EVERY HOUR OR SO LAST NIGHT AND I STILL DON'T FEEL WELL AND I'M STILL HUNGRY BUT I ONLY GET BURNING STOMACH PAINS WHEN I EAT. AND I WAS HOPING TO GO SEE A PLAY FREE, BUT THE FREE PERFORMANCE IS DURING A CLASS OF MINE, SO WOE. AND WHEN I GOT HOME FROM CLASSES, I REMEMBERED AN ASSIGNMENT I FORGOT TO
WRITETURN IN, SO IT WAS LATE;____; ...hello, caps.(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-02 10:57 pm (UTC)Is so.
OKAY! IS THE FIRST WEEKEND IN NOVEMBER OKAY FOR YOU, THEN? ^____^ --OHHHH, THAT IS SO NOT HAPPY. AND GAH FIRE ALARUMS IN THE MORNING. AND--YOU NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO EAT THAT WILL NOT PAIN YOU. COME HERE AND HAVE PISTACHIO NUT CHICKEN? AND THAT'S TOO BAD ABOUT THE PLAY, AND GAH, ASSIGNMENT-- *clings* Yes. Your day was officially worse than mine. *hugshugshugshugs*
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Date: 2006-10-02 11:06 pm (UTC)I THINK SO. I WILL HAVE AN EXAM THAT MONDAY, BUT AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND ME POKING AT MY NOTES WHILE YOU'RE HERE. --MAYBE I WILL GO TO PANERA AND HOPE IT DOESN'T HURT? ;____; AND I SENT OFF THE ASSIGNMENT, BUT WAH, LATE. I MIGHT JUST PAY TO SEE THE PLAY, BUT I WAS HOPING-- FREE PLAY INCLUDES FREE DINNER AND FREE CHARTERED BUS TO THE THEATRE. AND I CAN'T GET MY WATER BOTTLE OPEN. ...*snuggles* I win?
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Date: 2006-10-02 11:10 pm (UTC)OKAY. I CERTAINLY DON'T. I WILL LET YOU POKE, LO, AND ANSWER LOTS OF LJ COMMENTS WHILE YOU DO. OR SOMETHING. --YOU KNOW, THAT MIGHT NOT BE A BAD IDEA? SOMETIME STEADYING. SOMETHING WITH BREAD THAT'S NOT TOO EXOTIC. WAH, LATE. ;______; WHAT PLAY IS IT? --OMG ALL THAT FREE? THAT IS FOR THE WIN. AND I WISH I WAS THERE SO I COULD BE MANLY AN OPEN IT FOR YOU. *cuddles* Unfortunately.
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Date: 2006-10-02 11:19 pm (UTC)OKAY, GOOD. THAT'LL WORK OUT JUST FINE, THEN. --MAYBE A HALF A SANDWICH AND SOUP, BECAUSE PANERA SOUP COMES WITH AMAZING BREAD AND AUGJKABKAJA REAL FOOD. AND IT'S OEDIPUS THE KING. THE ADVERTS HAVE OEDIPUS WEARING A SUIT AND SUNGLASSES. :D --ALL THAT FREE! PITT IS A VERY NICE SCHOOL, EXCEPT THAT IT'S SCHEDULED DURING MY EVENING CLASS AND THAT'S ONE DAY A WEEK SO I CAN'T SKIP IT. AND I WISH YOU COULD TOO BECAUSE I AM THIRSTY. Well, one of us had to. XD
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Date: 2006-10-03 03:51 pm (UTC)YAY! ALL RIGHT. --GOOD, THAT SOUNDS V.V. GOOD AND YOU'D BETTER HAVE DONE IT. HUZZAH FOR REAL FOOD. AND OHHH, OEDIPUS. THAT IS NOT FAIR AT AAAAAALLLL. YOU REALLY DEFINITELY CAN'T SKIP THE EVENING CLASS? DID YOU EVER GET IT OPEN? ...Still. XD
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Date: 2006-10-03 05:26 pm (UTC)I DID. IT WAS ALL RIGHT AND DIDN'T BURN AND THAT WAS NICE. I DEFINITELY CAN'T SKIP THE EVENING CLASS, PARTLY BECAUSE WE ONLY GET ONE UNEXCUSED ABSENCE PER TERM, AND I SHOULD SAVE THAT FOR WHEN I AM SICK OR BURNT OUT OR SOMETHING. BUT TODAY I POKED AT MEG AND WE ARE BUYING TICKETS THAT ARE CHEAP BUT NOT FREE BECAUSE THEY ARE OFFERING THOSE FOR ANOTHER DAY. AND NO, I DIDN'T, BUT I CUT A HOLE IN THE SIDE WITH NAIL SCISSORS AND THEN POURED IT INTO A CUP. ...>_____>.
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