"You're My Whisky From Time to Time..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Ahem. Last night, Manon and I had a very extensive conversation. We reviewed random things on Google image search related to Gaheris and Arthur and knightly things in general.

We here present the brief overview of the site, with some of the best comments.

Soujin: This scars me.
Manon: o.O
Manon: O.o
Manon: >_O
Soujin: THANK YOU.
Manon: Poor Gary.
Soujin: Gary: *seeks comfort*
Manon: He just gets the incestuous implications from all sides, doesn't he?
Soujin: Yup!
Manon: Mordred: *patpats him* *in totally fraternal fashion, thank you*
Soujin: Gary: *clings in totally terrified fashion*
Soujin: Gary: *at least has never been embroiled with Lance. thank god*
Manon: YET.
Soujin: Gary: !!!!!! O_O

Soujin: OMG WANT ONE.
Soujin: DO YOU SEE THESE LITTLE PEOPLE.
Soujin: MY STARS.
Manon: Who else do they have? :D
Soujin: Hee, Percy looks really sulky.
Manon: Awww, they have Bedi. XD
Soujin: Also, it is wrong that Gareth looks older than Gawain.
Soujin: Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Manon: XD Yees.

Soujin: Lance looks like a twit.
Manon: ...so what's your complaint?
Soujin: XD Good point.
Manon: Percy's missing the top of his head. D:
Manon: He's not Gareth, he's Garth. Whoever that is.
Manon: That explains it.
Soujin: He says Gareth on his pedestal.
Manon: It's my STORY and I'm STICKING TO IT.

Soujin: ...Look at Bors. His eyes are crossed.

Soujin: --"Mead and Accessories"?
Soujin: This is awesomeful. I can't stop laughing.
Soujin: I wonder if they have a Gary t-shirt.
Soujin: Wait, actually, I just got distracted by the PLUSH TOYS.
Soujin: OH MY GOD. IT'S A PLUSH KNIGHT.
Soujin: I covet this stuff, I seriously do.

Soujin: Now to the t-shirts.
Soujin: Arthur: *Has a bad case of the OH GOD DAMMIT THIS IS THE WRONG SWORD*
Manon: Curse those meddling sisters. XD
Soujin: ...Merlin is bald and creepy.
Manon: Mordred: Yeah, what else is new?
Soujin: Shush in the peanut gallery. <33333
Soujin: Oohoo. Costumes, eh?
Soujin: Truly this site has taken my socks and yea heartily it has rocked them.
Soujin: Paperweights!
Soujin: If you're a ventriloquist, it's even more fun.
Soujin: "One more piece of paper in the Inbox, and you're going down faster than Gaheris at a tournament!"
Manon: Mordred: >:o No picking on my brother. My job.
Soujin: Sorry, sir. Won't happen again.

Soujin: Just found a link for "Gaheris: Wizard Fighter".
Soujin: ..and omg, just found a photograph of two doggies named Percival and Gaheris.
Manon: Someone shares your taste.

Soujin: Ahahahaha. Ha.

Soujin: Margawse has to be the most cracked out spelling of that I've ever seen.
Manon: It's certainly the ugliest.

Soujin: Bedi is teh cupbearer?
Soujin: ...I don't have a hard time believing that.
Soujin: ...I'm really mean.

Soujin: Aaaaand the search for bad images of Mordred is ON.
Manon: He gets lots and lots of bad fanart.
Soujin: Success already. :D
Soujin: Word of advice, sir. Beards are kind of yucky.
Manon: Mordred: >_<
Manon: Mordred: Everybody takes the easy out. Dodgy facial hair = teh evil.
Soujin: MOO HA HA.
Soujin: That one just had dodgy hair period.
Manon: Mordred: *offended!* *the ebil is debatable, but he insists on the cute!*

Soujin: --Oh, man, and this one just cracks me up.
Soujin: Because that? That is a picture of Nakago from Fushigi Yuugi.
Soujin: I find myself praying that no one is using that to portray Mordred.
Manon: It /is/ meant to be Mordred, for sillyass Amber RPG values of Mordred.
Soujin: That hurts my soul.
Manon: *diiiiiiiiiiiiiiies*
Soujin: Nakago is not Mordred.
Manon: Look at the paaaaaaage. It is morbidly fascinating.
Soujin: This is always so much fun.
Soujin: ...Mordred, son of /Osric/? I missed something.
Manon: It's an Amber thing. It's still stupid. XD
Soujin: /What/ is Amber?
Manon: Books. Roger Zelazny. Cool for the first five books, lame Gary Stu for the second five.
Manon: Mordred: *grouses* Hole in my memory, indeed. It's more /interesting/ than that.

Soujin: Heeere we go. Dodgy facial hair, not wholly ugly.
Soujin: ...actually, the imagine finally loaded for me, and I take that back.

Soujin: Half!naked Mordred. :D
Soujin: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Manon: You're trying to kill my brain, aren't you?
Soujin: Yup.
Manon: Manon's braincells! It's what's for dinner!

Soujin: Sir? I love you, but please, put on a shirt.
Soujin Also, don't be Hamlet.
Manon: He's always had trouble with that one. XD
Manon: Mordred: Also, I am perfectly adorable without a shirt. I can't help it if nobody does me justice.
Soujin: ...Now I want to see. Curse you.
Manon: Mordred: :D I never said I /wasn't/ evil.

Soujin: Omg!
Soujin: Also, I just found a picture of Mordred looking at Lance and Gwen, and his expression clearly says, with the utmost dignified subtlety, "BLEEEACH".
Manon: Okay, I want that link.
Soujin: here
Soujin: But I still like slouchyMordredinnachair best.
Manon: :D "Get a ROOM, for God's sake."

Soujin: People. People. Dogs and fish are bad enough, but BABIES?
Soujin: STOP RIGHT THERE OMG.
Manon: Mordred: .......D: And to think I had faith in this generation.
Soujin: If you think naming him Mordred is a good idea, you're not allowed to have children. NEXT.

Soujin: Mordred is the EMO PRINCE.
Manon: Of COURSE he is.
Manon: BEFORE IT WAS COOL. IN YOUR FACE, YOU DANISH PANSY.
Soujin: Snaaaaaaaaap.

Soujin: OMG FISH ARMOUR. SO IN THIS YEAR.

Soujin: This just--amuses me. I'm not sure exactly what it's supposed to be, but. emo prince.
Soujin: That's really random.
Manon: Oy.
Soujin: Wiggly and Mordred, partners in crime.
Manon: That's actually kind of cute and not totally off base. :D
Soujin: Now I want to find the strip.
Soujin: I like Wiggly. :D
Soujin: I found them!
Soujin: Next.
Soujin: NEXT.
Soujin: HA.
Soujin: Mooore.
Soujin: Last.

Soujin: ...When you find out why they put Percy, Mordred, and Tristam together, just let me know.
Manon: Mordred: >_< Tristan's a moron.
Soujin: Percy's red, Tristam is white, and Mordred is EMO BLACK.
Manon: Of course he is.
Manon: Mordred: It's NOT EMO IT'S PRACTICAL.
Soujin: Lance, Galahad, Gawaine.
Soujin: Kay is the one at the end. Bors in the middle, Lucan first.
Soujin: AHAHA. Lionel, Gareth, Bedi.
Soujin: Bedi looks so plastered.
Manon: While Gareth apparently is played by Peter Lorre.
Soujin: ...
Manon: Seriously, lookit him!
Soujin: I can't breathe, you monster.
Manon: I don't know, I think Peter Lorre!Gareth is strangely awesome.
Soujin: Gary agrees.
Soujin: But that's just because he wants to be beat up.
Manon: I thought you liked Peter. :D
Soujin: I love Peter. I think he looks better than that, though.
Soujin: That's Peter during his bad period.
Manon: Well, sure, but you see the resemblance!

Soujin: Arthur is having a bad nose day.
Manon: Oh. Oh dear. Yes.
Manon: ...Gwen needs a heavier bra. *cough*
Soujin: Yes, well.
Soujin: It's not nice to say that about the queen.
Manon: There is distinct nipplage on the left. I'm just sayin'.

Soujin: I can't tell what's going on here, but it looks evil.
Manon: Mordred: ...Now I'm a giant freakish insect-man. This is just getting better.

Soujin: Just--think about that for a while.
Manon: Ah, yes. You wacky comics people.
Soujin: This part especially.
Soujin: "YAHAHA! I AM MORDRED THE EBIL!"
Manon: Poor boy.

Soujin: Morgan and Mordred.
Soujin: ONNA PLATE.

Soujin: It is what it looks like.
Manon: um.
Manon: that's.
Manon: um.
Soujin: And this!
Manon: That may have to be his new OOC icon.
Manon: "GRR I AM FIERCE AND MEAN"
Manon: "EVEN THOUGH I AM ALSO COMPLETELY GOOFY LOOKING"
Soujin: aHEM.
Soujin: In this one, Arthur is totally going "HELLO IN THERE?".
Soujin: "Someone come and rescue me from this weirdo!".
Soujin: omg, and Bedi.
Soujin: ...Sorry. Enjoying this too much.
Manon: Okay, that first page, I totally read it as Gwen and Lance Do A School Report.
Manon: You know? It looks like a byline.
Manon: Also, is that Gwen, or Lance in drag?
Manon: I'm JUST SAYIN'.
Soujin: If it's Lance in drag, he's, um.
Manon: :D Well padded!
Soujin: ...yes. Well-padded. Thank you. XD

Manon: Cartoon!Bedi: AGH WAIT COME BACK CHANGED MY MIND--!
Manon: Hand: *YOINK*

Soujin: MORDRED'S LAIR OF EVIL.
Soujin: FROM FISHER-PRICE!
Manon: Mordred: WHY do they always put stupid-ass pointy things on my armor? ;___;
Soujin: Mordred's Door: *EATS PEOPLE*
Manon: Mordred: NOT STUPID, HI.
Manon: Mordred: *grumblegrumble* stupid USELESS POINTY THINGS that people can GET HOLD OF not to mention getting caught on trees and god knows what honestly you modern types.

Soujin: Oooh, surly Mordred.
Manon: Surly and, apparently, blond.
Soujin: That too.
Soujin: Their Percy also has a ginormous beard, so.

Soujin: Morgan and Mordred. :D
Soujin: Enjoy the mental images.
Manon: ......*diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies*
Manon: FISHNET!MORGAN.
Soujin: I KNOW I KNOW.

Soujin: Action figures!

Soujin: --Hey, Mordred?
Soujin: Remember your request for non-pointy armour?
Manon: Mordred: :D More like that, yes.

Soujin: There's a Mordred in here somewhere. :D
Manon: Go to bed, Soujin. *tickles*
Soujin: And another little Mordred!
Soujin: Funny Mordred!
Manon: BED.
Soujin: Fuzzy Mordred!
Manon: *CHASES*
Soujin: *shrieks* THIS ISN'T OVER YET!
Manon: BED. BED FOR SOUJINS.
Manon: DREAM OF FISHNETTY MORGANS.
Soujin: MORDRED MORDRED BED!

Isn't this diverting?

Comments

[mhari.livejournal.com]

You are a goose. <3

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^____________________^ We knew that.

[coppertone.livejournal.com]

You two! *can't breathe!* *will wake up family!* *ay, and the whole neighbourhood!*

Did you ever see a Mordred kiss a Mordred on the Mordred..?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^^ I had that problem while all this was going on...! She kept making me giggle myself silly.

[mhari.livejournal.com]

Hey, I wasn't the one coming up with all the ludicrous pictures--!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

No, you were just making the awesome comments...!

[canadabear.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. That's awesome.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

:D! We aim to please.

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

"Soujin: Mordred is the EMO PRINCE." That pic is actually Gerald Tarant (sp?) from the Coldfire Trilogy. Which is MASSIVELY AWESOME and which you should read. ^___________^

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Is it? XD It was listed as a picture of Mordred. And maybe I will. ^_^

[eremon-lass.livejournal.com]

Bedi would like me to tell you that he will be doing some slaying of stupid artists once he stops laughing and can breathe again. And you know, for a guy whose claim to fame is that he's missing a hand and still kicks butt, he sure does have two hands a lot in these things.

Poor Mordred. The guy just can't get a break. XD XD XD

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Awwww, that's nice of him. Very touching. He doesn't need to defend Gaheris, though. ^_~ And yes. Nobody got the memo, it seems.

I know! And it's funny, even better.