"Words Like Coffee to My Tongue..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

I think somewhere it must say that if you anger the Soujin she will clean you. Also, it's probably not a healthy thing that I talk to the rooms I'm cleaning up while I'm cleaning. I put things away and as I do so tell them where they belong.

In any case, here's a quick dialogue:

ZEUS: DAMN. My head is killing me!
HERA: And we should feel sorry for you why?
ZEUS: No, serious. I can't take the agony.
ARTEMIS: Well, can I watch your contortions?
ZEUS: OWWWWWW. OH MYSELF. SOMEONE PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF THIS MISERY.
ASSORTED OLYMPIANS: ...
ASSORTED OLYMPIANS: *look at each other*
APOLLO: Are you serious?
ZEUS: OW OW OW OW OW.
ARIES: Okay, you really want one of us to kill you?
ZEUS: *INCOHERENCE AND FLAILING*
ARTEMIS: Oh, no fair, A. We should at least get to draw straws.
HERA: I'm wife. I have first go.
ASSORTED OLYMPIANS: *get into huge fight*
ZEUS: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
HEPHAESTUS: *looks at fighting gods* *looks at flailing ZEUS*
HEPHAESTUS: ...
HEPHAESTUS: ^_______________^ *gets out axe*
ZEUS: OW OW OW O-- *thunk*
HEPHAESTUS: Service with a smile, Dad.
[At this point ATHENA jumps out of ZEUS' head, and everything goes to hell.]

(Actually, I'm just more amused that in the actual legend not edited by Soujin, H. volunteered to cut open Zeus' head fairly promptly. Why you should never put your kid through the window, Part One.)

(Now to write letters.)

Comments

[karla-yonit.livejournal.com]

Eheeeee. Mythology is so cracky.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Gloriously cracky. ^^

[mhari.livejournal.com]

And you know he did it with a v. v. innocent look. :D

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Absolutely.

[bewareofitalics]

*giggles* Aaaaw, Olympians!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^____^

[lokogato.livejournal.com]

ZEUS: OWWWWWW. OH MYSELF. SOMEONE PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF THIS MISERY.

WIN. ♥

Also, when you cause enmity in Hephaestus (the only good kid on Olympus except maybe Ganymede, because he's whipped), that's saying something. :O

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

XD I have seen an awesome icon of God from the sistine chapel going OH MYSELF and it makes me go ^_______^ every time.

Ohh, I think H. may plot, very quietly and forge-like.

[blindmadness.livejournal.com]

That is so very awesome. XD

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^^;;;;

[forethinking.livejournal.com]

... Damn. Why wasn't I there?

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I'm not answering that. You'll get mad.

[tomecatti.livejournal.com]

"ARTEMIS: Oh, no fair, A. We should at least get to draw straws."

*gigglegiggle*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

You know everyone wants a chance to beat up Zeus without retribution.

[eremon-lass.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Point taken: Never piss off the smith god.

I so need to finish my retelling of various myths using only high school steriotypes.

(I just realized how appropriate my icon really is for this. Yay Disney's cracktastic myth adaptations!)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Or at least be immortal to deal with the consequences.

HEE!

(Good point. For some reason I rilly want to see that film again.)