"I Stand for Love of Guenivere..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

rainbowjehan: ...Why am I in love with Mabon based solely on a song?
rainbowjehan: Mabon: Hi I have a silly name!
Soujin: ZOMG BE MY VALENTINE.
mhari: ...I have no idea. XD
rainbowjehan: He's an Arthurian boy.
rainbowjehan: Who is trapped in a tower for liek a hundred-thousand years.
mhari: Aw.
rainbowjehan: And Culhwch has to free him to marry Mabon.
rainbowjehan: So he asks a lot of old Norse symbols, and they all say go away we don't know.
rainbowjehan: ...NOT MABON. OLWEN.
mhari: OMG DED WELSH SLASH.
rainbowjehan: NO NO NO NO XD XD XD
rainbowjehan: And then Culhwch asks an old Celtic symbol, who says oh yeah he's in this tower up the road.
mhari: Norse: We're in ur outlying islands corruptin ur language, too busy, so sorry.
rainbowjehan: And they rescue him and bring him back to Ysbadadden and Ys goes oh bugger and they kill him.
mhari: ....Sorry.
rainbowjehan: And then Culhwch marries OLWEN.
mhari: XD XD
rainbowjehan: And Mabon does whatever.
mhari: Goes home and pines for Culhwch, of course.
mhari: Because he was JILTED.
rainbowjehan: Naturally!
mhari: I mean, d00d. You rescue someone from a tower, you're SUPPOSED to marry them. Duh.
rainbowjehan: really!
rainbowjehan: And Culhwch is all, nope, sorry, I just need you so I can use you to kill my girlfriend's dad.
rainbowjehan: Mabon: ;________; WHAT? WELL THEN I'LL JUST /STAY/ UP HERE.
mhari: And Mabon is like FINE, SEE IF I EVER LET YOU KILL /MY/ Dad.
rainbowjehan: XD Awwwwwww. Yes!
mhari: XD
mhari: I like our version. :D
rainbowjehan: I do too!
rainbowjehan: It is way better than whatever the original is.

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