"This is the Age of Miracles and Wonder..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Ohhh, my lord. I just finished watching 3:10 to Yuma--the old one, not the new one--and wow. They could not possibly have found anyone more charismatic than Glenn Ford to play Ben Wade. OMG. The eyes! And the looks! And the little smirks, and the subtle psychology! Eeeeee. That was amazing.

Now I need to type up excerpts from the pornographic Arthurian novel I found at the library yesterday. It's hilarious. And pornographic. And Mordred/Guenever.

Which reminds me that while I was shelving romance novels a few weeks ago I found one about Arthurian legend which basically went like this:

ARTHUR: You're hot!
MORGAUSE: Yes, I am! >:D
ARTHUR: My wife is sleeping with Lancelot!
MORGAUSE: Yes, she is!
ARTHUR: Snoggage?
MORGAUSE: Natch.

*they have sex*

ARTHUR: Wow, that was awesome.
MORGAUSE: Actually, I am your sister.
ARTHUR: Goddammit!
MORGAUSE: Ha ha!
ARTHUR: *mopes*
MORGAINE: I'm hot too!
ARTHUR: OMG you are! ^___^
MORGAINE: Also I love you.
ARTHUR: Can we do the sex?
MORGAINE: Sure! I'll turn us into clouds while we do it!

*they have sex. cloudy sex*

ARTHUR: I love you!
MORGAINE: I love you too!
ARTHUR: And you're not my sister!
SOUJIN: I THINK YOU NEED TO REREAD YOUR PYLE THERE, MISTER.
MORDRED: Why is everyone getting laid but me?

THE END

This is why I LOVE FANFIC. Especially when it's published. Now on to the porn.

Comments

[assimbya.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

It was highly enjoyable. And by enjoyable I mean painful. :D

[snowyofthenight.livejournal.com]

Romance novels are the best. :D

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I know.

[reconditarmonia.livejournal.com]

...clouds.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Clouds! Sexing clouds!

[mhari.livejournal.com]

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THE CLOUDCEST!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

YOU DIDN'T ASK.