"But I Don't Know How to Let You Go..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Clerk 1: Hi! ^___^
Soujin: HI! ^____^
Clerk 1: Can I help you?
Soujin: I'm looking for a book! According to their website, you just got it, only I can't find it out on the shelves or the New Releases section.
Clerk 1: What's it called?
Soujin: Um.
Clerk 1: ?
Soujin: Go Fug Yourself.
Clerk 1: What?
Soujin: Go Fug Yourself.
Clerk 1: How do you spell that middle word?
Soujin: Um. Um. F-U-G.
Clerk 1: Okay! *searches. and searches*
Clerk 2: What are you looking for?
Clerk 1: Go Fug Yourself.
Clerk 2: Go WHAT?
Soujin: *hides*
Clerk 1: What does that mean, anyway?
Soujin: *expires* Um. It's a contraction. You know---
Clerk 1: Yeah.
Soujin: And 'ugly'. It's a fashion book!
Clerk 1: *DIES LAUGHING* That's awesome!
Soujin: ... Oh! Okay! ^_____^ Well, that's what I'm looking for!
Clerk 1: I think it's actually called The Fug Awards.
Soujin 1: Ohhh, so it is.
Mama: *walks over* What are you looking for?
Soujin: GO AWAY I CAN'T EXPLAIN THIS TWICE.
Clerk 1: Oh, we have people coming looking for much worse titles than that.