"But I Don't Know How to Let You Go..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Clerk 1: Hi! ^___^
Soujin: HI! ^____^
Clerk 1: Can I help you?
Soujin: I'm looking for a book! According to their website, you just got it, only I can't find it out on the shelves or the New Releases section.
Clerk 1: What's it called?
Soujin: Um.
Clerk 1: ?
Soujin: Go Fug Yourself.
Clerk 1: What?
Soujin: Go Fug Yourself.
Clerk 1: How do you spell that middle word?
Soujin: Um. Um. F-U-G.
Clerk 1: Okay! *searches. and searches*
Clerk 2: What are you looking for?
Clerk 1: Go Fug Yourself.
Clerk 2: Go WHAT?
Soujin: *hides*
Clerk 1: What does that mean, anyway?
Soujin: *expires* Um. It's a contraction. You know---
Clerk 1: Yeah.
Soujin: And 'ugly'. It's a fashion book!
Clerk 1: *DIES LAUGHING* That's awesome!
Soujin: ... Oh! Okay! ^_____^ Well, that's what I'm looking for!
Clerk 1: I think it's actually called The Fug Awards.
Soujin 1: Ohhh, so it is.
Mama: *walks over* What are you looking for?
Soujin: GO AWAY I CAN'T EXPLAIN THIS TWICE.
Clerk 1: Oh, we have people coming looking for much worse titles than that.

Comments

[tomecatti.livejournal.com]

Hehe, "Soujin 1"!

Also, XDXD

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

XD Ohlord.

[dizmo]

Worry not, dear Soujin. Speaking from bookselling experience, yes, there are people coming in for much worse titles. ;)

♥♥♥♥♥

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Like whaaaaat?

[erinpuff]

**dies** This is why I buy nearly everything online even though it makes me a horrible human being. ^^

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Nooo, I can see why you would. XD I was really nervous. In fact, what I think I said to her was not 'I'm looking for a book!' but 'may I have a question?'.

[julietveiled.livejournal.com]

AHHH I WANT THAT BOOK:

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

MAYBE I WILL SEND IT TO YOU AFTER MANON AND I ARE DONE READING IT. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO SEND IT BACK.

[theatre-angel.livejournal.com]

I have to read that!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

See above comment, should I send it to you next?

[tinyammmy]

Heehee.

It's true, we do have worse searches. My favorite, though, is people buying porn magazines who hand them to me upside down. As if perhaps I won't notice what it is. XD

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Hee! Nooo, that's silly. I mean, the clerk's going to see. :D All you can do is hope s/he doesn't repeat the title too loud.