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psalm_onethirtyoneHello, and welcome to our Weekly Show, I Shouldn't Have Been Allowed To Name My Own Children! This week's special guests are Mr. and Mrs. Knuckles of Sunbury. Mr. Knuckles, would you like to tell us what you named your daughter?
Mr. Knuckles: *with the embarrassment of a man who knows he's done a bad thing, and is trying to bluff his way out* I don't see that it's any of your business.
Mrs Knuckles?
Mrs Knuckles: Oh, dear, do we have to say in front of all these people? I'm not really sure I--
Come now, folks! Your daughter will be saying this name in front of piles of people all her life! It shouldn't be any trouble for you to tell these nice livejournal people. Don't be shy.
Mrs. Knuckles: Well, I mean--
Mr. Knuckles: It's okay, Renita. Let's just get this over with and go home.
Mrs. Knuckles: It's a very pretty name, you know!
It certainly is! Let's 'fess up, now!
Mr. Knuckles: *whispers something*
Could you please speak up for the audience, Mr. Knuckles?
Mr. Knuckles: *whispers it a little louder, goes red, grabs his wife's arm*
All right, thank you very much. You can go now. All right, livejournal, let's have a big round of applause for the parents of Miss ZuRiah Tichelle Nykole Knuckles, and everybody remember to leave a donation in her therapy box before you leave. Mwah. Love you guys. Have a great week!
Mr. Knuckles: *with the embarrassment of a man who knows he's done a bad thing, and is trying to bluff his way out* I don't see that it's any of your business.
Mrs Knuckles?
Mrs Knuckles: Oh, dear, do we have to say in front of all these people? I'm not really sure I--
Come now, folks! Your daughter will be saying this name in front of piles of people all her life! It shouldn't be any trouble for you to tell these nice livejournal people. Don't be shy.
Mrs. Knuckles: Well, I mean--
Mr. Knuckles: It's okay, Renita. Let's just get this over with and go home.
Mrs. Knuckles: It's a very pretty name, you know!
It certainly is! Let's 'fess up, now!
Mr. Knuckles: *whispers something*
Could you please speak up for the audience, Mr. Knuckles?
Mr. Knuckles: *whispers it a little louder, goes red, grabs his wife's arm*
All right, thank you very much. You can go now. All right, livejournal, let's have a big round of applause for the parents of Miss ZuRiah Tichelle Nykole Knuckles, and everybody remember to leave a donation in her therapy box before you leave. Mwah. Love you guys. Have a great week!
