"And I Rode on the Denver Train..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Soujin: What kind of candy is good for an existential crisis?
Approximately Eighty-Year-Old Cashier: Snickers.
Soujin: Really?
Cashier: Yes.
Soujin: Okay!
Cashier: Ninety-five cents. I hope you feel better!
Soujin: ♥

It is not fair how I have finally got my second wind for this religion midterm at one in the morning the day before my pre-calc midterm, by the way, okay. Maybe if I can just finish part one I will still be inspired to write part two to-morrow.

Also, I cannot actually put "Dante was a shameless fanboy" into a serious essay, can I? ...I thought not. Because he WAS.

Comments

[tomecatti.livejournal.com]

... How serious is the professor? Maybe you can stick it into a footnote. Or make it the title or subtitle.

[eremon-lass.livejournal.com]

I've actually gotten away with using things like that for the titles of serious essays before. All about the professor...

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

That is the THING. The way he is, I cannot totally be one-hundred per-cent sure he would not think it was hilarious. But on the other hand--what if he didn't? And then he marked points off? But COME ON, he's going to be SARAH PALIN for Hallowe'en! But--

&c.

[bewareofitalics]

He is? Really? Hee!

I advise you to find pretentious synonyms. :D

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Yes! It'll be hilarious, because he has this very pronounced widow's peak, and I am just dying to see how he will incorporate Ms. Palin's HAIR into his own, and--

...yes. I LOVE this professor.

[tomecatti.livejournal.com]

He'll likely love it. And if he doesn't, he'll likely just circle it and mark it with a "?" meaning "wtf?" and go on, and even if he does mark it off, that's, like, 1 point, for reals. If he doesn't? He will be absolutely in love with you as a student.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Maybe I will. MAYBE.

Bear in mind that this is the "you'd be eaten by predators" professor.

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

AGREED. DO IT. If I were your professor, I would put a gigantic smile-mark beside it ... then make a note as to whether you'd supported that claim.

[mhari.livejournal.com]

Awww! Adorable cashiers for the win.

<3 Hang in there.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

She was so super.

Working on it. <3 I think once I get this midterm done I will have so much less to panic about.

[mhari.livejournal.com]

<333

I sent you moozik!

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

O! Eeee. Even more reason to do this.

[jiasachan.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I'm going to have to agree. Snickers are excellent crisis-candy.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Actually, yes. They are.