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three kisses.
❤ give me one of my characters and one of yours. [or several of either and I will mix & match]
❤ i will write three short snippets.
❤ each snippet will feature a kiss.
pick 12 characters and answer the sex/romantical questions meme. RP characters this time through, from a potpourri of games. (I suppose if you needed any inspiration for the above...) Robbed off
skaryma, both of them.
1. Gaheris
2. Ivy Statton
3. Mickle
4. Magdalen Kohlrabi
5. Sagramore
6. Lynette (space!Lynette, not Arthurian!Lynette)
7. Zara
8. Alex Moore
9. Phoena
10. Jim Brown
11. Agravain
12. Linden Kohlrabi
a)Do you think Four is hot? How hot? No. Magda is definitely not hot. She is the antithesis. Hahaha.
b)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Never mind that that would be difficult, I would laugh very, very hard. Anyway, Alex is good at being a single parent, so he'd cope--he'd probably be most worried about Annika being okay with a sibling. Linden would feel hugely guilty about bringing another misbegotten child into the world, so he would hide somewhere, make child support payments if asked, and generally try never to appear in the kid's life ever.
c)Would Two and Six make a good couple? ...Yes, actually. Ivy is good at reading people, and she would calm Lynette down. Lynn would be cool with someone who can take both charge and responsibility. So that would work out quite well, really. I'm kind of delighted.
d)Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Since Phoena is his adopted daughter, I'm gonna say Jim. The best part is, Jim is just a reincarnation of Sagramore, so the result will be hilarious, especially if either one figures it out.
e)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Well, Ivy would never have sex with someone as obviously fucked up as Linden, quite frankly, because she is smarter than that, and Linden gives off a definite aura of Not On if you are in the way to sense it. But if they were having sex for some ungodly reason, Zara would go EW and walk out again, because she is Not Innerested.
f)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve fic. A History of Violence. Because I would enjoy the reference and the fact that both of them have been involved in violent uprisings.
g)What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Eleven to deflower One? OH MY GOD. Ahahaha. I would use Lots of Alcohol as a plot device, believe you me, because Gaheris/Agravain--oh my god. Gaheris would probably take it, especially if he were drunk, but with Agravain it would have to be some kind of power play and/or extreme misery, and--dammit, now I'm thinking about what would make it work. DON'T MAKE ME WRITE THIS IT'S NOT OKAY.
h)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? HURRAH FOR THE BONNY BLUE FLAG THAT BEARS A SINGLE STAR. ...uh, no, he mostly just goes "AW CHRIST" at such moments.
i)What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? "Cocktails~!" Because this is Ivy.
j)What is Six's super-sekrit kink? Gawain. Uh, no, it's actually just other people who understand mechanics as well as she does and want to talk sexy about them. And she likes cuddling a whole lot.
k)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Very, very drunk. Frankly, Agravain in my head is straight as a rod, but he's also capable of getting so drunk off his ass he can't tell the sex of the person he's sleeping with, so, you know, anything goes.
l)If Three and Seven get together, who's on top? Mickle would let Zara be on top, physically, but in all honesty she'd be the one controlling the situation. She's kind of like Connie that way.
m)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? So, Gaheris and Phoena are dating, but then Phoena goes off with Magda, and Gaheris shacks up with Agravain and Linden--then Sagramore tells him to wise up, so he hooks up with Mickle. Wow. Okay. Everyone really is bisexual. Well, Mickle is probably better for Gaheris than Phoena, and I can see Phoena and Magda having a Really Fucking Weird relationship, and I think I've already discussed the problems inherent in Gaheris/Agravain, and dear God Gary why would you sleep with Linden?, but overall: I would probably pick some Significant Biblical Title because that's what I tend to do with fic that has Gaheris in.
n)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? I would laugh and laugh and laugh. Also, Zara would hate Alex, he is way too chill.
three kisses.
❤ give me one of my characters and one of yours. [or several of either and I will mix & match]
❤ i will write three short snippets.
❤ each snippet will feature a kiss.
pick 12 characters and answer the sex/romantical questions meme. RP characters this time through, from a potpourri of games. (I suppose if you needed any inspiration for the above...) Robbed off
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1. Gaheris
2. Ivy Statton
3. Mickle
4. Magdalen Kohlrabi
5. Sagramore
6. Lynette (space!Lynette, not Arthurian!Lynette)
7. Zara
8. Alex Moore
9. Phoena
10. Jim Brown
11. Agravain
12. Linden Kohlrabi
a)Do you think Four is hot? How hot? No. Magda is definitely not hot. She is the antithesis. Hahaha.
b)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Never mind that that would be difficult, I would laugh very, very hard. Anyway, Alex is good at being a single parent, so he'd cope--he'd probably be most worried about Annika being okay with a sibling. Linden would feel hugely guilty about bringing another misbegotten child into the world, so he would hide somewhere, make child support payments if asked, and generally try never to appear in the kid's life ever.
c)Would Two and Six make a good couple? ...Yes, actually. Ivy is good at reading people, and she would calm Lynette down. Lynn would be cool with someone who can take both charge and responsibility. So that would work out quite well, really. I'm kind of delighted.
d)Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Since Phoena is his adopted daughter, I'm gonna say Jim. The best part is, Jim is just a reincarnation of Sagramore, so the result will be hilarious, especially if either one figures it out.
e)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Well, Ivy would never have sex with someone as obviously fucked up as Linden, quite frankly, because she is smarter than that, and Linden gives off a definite aura of Not On if you are in the way to sense it. But if they were having sex for some ungodly reason, Zara would go EW and walk out again, because she is Not Innerested.
f)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve fic. A History of Violence. Because I would enjoy the reference and the fact that both of them have been involved in violent uprisings.
g)What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Eleven to deflower One? OH MY GOD. Ahahaha. I would use Lots of Alcohol as a plot device, believe you me, because Gaheris/Agravain--oh my god. Gaheris would probably take it, especially if he were drunk, but with Agravain it would have to be some kind of power play and/or extreme misery, and--dammit, now I'm thinking about what would make it work. DON'T MAKE ME WRITE THIS IT'S NOT OKAY.
h)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? HURRAH FOR THE BONNY BLUE FLAG THAT BEARS A SINGLE STAR. ...uh, no, he mostly just goes "AW CHRIST" at such moments.
i)What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? "Cocktails~!" Because this is Ivy.
j)What is Six's super-sekrit kink? Gawain. Uh, no, it's actually just other people who understand mechanics as well as she does and want to talk sexy about them. And she likes cuddling a whole lot.
k)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Very, very drunk. Frankly, Agravain in my head is straight as a rod, but he's also capable of getting so drunk off his ass he can't tell the sex of the person he's sleeping with, so, you know, anything goes.
l)If Three and Seven get together, who's on top? Mickle would let Zara be on top, physically, but in all honesty she'd be the one controlling the situation. She's kind of like Connie that way.
m)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? So, Gaheris and Phoena are dating, but then Phoena goes off with Magda, and Gaheris shacks up with Agravain and Linden--then Sagramore tells him to wise up, so he hooks up with Mickle. Wow. Okay. Everyone really is bisexual. Well, Mickle is probably better for Gaheris than Phoena, and I can see Phoena and Magda having a Really Fucking Weird relationship, and I think I've already discussed the problems inherent in Gaheris/Agravain, and dear God Gary why would you sleep with Linden?, but overall: I would probably pick some Significant Biblical Title because that's what I tend to do with fic that has Gaheris in.
n)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? I would laugh and laugh and laugh. Also, Zara would hate Alex, he is way too chill.
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Date: 2010-04-01 12:25 am (UTC)i am not new and interesting, srry
Date: 2010-04-01 01:21 am (UTC)"Good to see you again, honey," Emory says, and Jim decides not to say anything else.
ii. It's been twenty years by now--more than twenty, if Courfeyrac were to count them, but he doesn't feel the need. Their lives are peaceful for the most part, unless Mordred pays a visit or Sagramore starts to long for Morgause, or, worst of all, Annuska gets upset about something. He's used to Sagramore's troubles, and he's used to the occasional day of having to go and search him out from some place where he's gone to sulk, most often that between-place where Sagramore met Enfys.
This time, though, Sagramore ends up looking for him.
"There you are. I thought I'd lost you."
"No, of course not. I'm sorry."
"Where have you been? Are you all right?"
"Yes, of course. Don't be silly."
Sagramore sits down beside him stiffly. His beard is gone nearly grey. "You've been gone all day."
"It's nothing. I've just been thinking, is all."
"About what."
"Nothing."
"Come now, don't be reticent. Christ knows I never am with you."
Courfeyrac's glance flickers to him. "You're a good deal older than I am, cher."
"You never minded before," with a slight smirk.
"It's nothing like that. I just realised I might not have you always."
"Well, you'll have Molly."
"Cher--"
"I'm not going to die yet," Sagramore says, and kisses him firmly; and for the moment the sadness passes, and Courfeyrac kisses him back, with all his heart.
iii. "It's a shame we can't have a wedding," Alex says, looking up in the midst of sucking him off, and Emory manages to get ahold of himself enough to ask why.
"Well, then you'd get to wear a pretty dress. Couldn't be white, though."
"Shut up," Emory hisses, knotting his fingers in Alex's hair.
"Nice Southern boys shouldn't be impolite."
"Nice Turkish boys shouldn't be cockteases, but that's never stopped you, darlin'." Still, it gets a laugh out of him, and so does Alex's delighted grin in response. "Give me a kiss and get on with it."
And Alex does, and at length, and more than makes up for the interruption.
...
[srry there is so much sex that is kind of a sagramore(and all analogues) thing. >_>]
Re: i am not new and interesting, srry
Date: 2010-04-01 01:47 am (UTC)Re: i am not new and interesting, srry
Date: 2010-04-01 01:49 am (UTC)Re: i am not new and interesting, srry
Date: 2010-04-01 01:56 am (UTC)mordred/gwytha OR gaheris/luned. :D?
mordred/gwytha
Date: 2010-04-01 02:18 am (UTC)"Sweet, what is it?" she says, in an undertone so that anyone passing by won't know how boldly she's addressing him. Mordred groans.
"He came to me--"
"What did he want?"
"To tell me I'm doing well, and he's pleased."
"Is that so bad?"
"It's bad," he says angrily. "I don't want to talk about it."
Gwytha catches him by his filthy shoulder and kisses him full on the mouth; he stiffens at the touch, and she pulls him against her, never mind who's going to see.
ii. "I don't know how to talk to women, for Christ's sake."
Gwytha laughs. "I'm a woman."
"You're different."
"How? I'm one of Sagramore's ladies, thou'st never been pleased by any of them, and thou hast no trouble speaking to me."
"Thou'rt different," he insists, and kisses her cheek softly, like a brother.
iii. Every time he kisses Sagramore, it's as if the kiss goes to Gwytha's lips through him. Mordred tries to suppress the feeling--it'll betray him, he's certain, one way or another--but he might be in love with her, and he thinks he can taste her on Sagramore.
gaheris/luned
Date: 2010-04-01 02:38 am (UTC)When Luned kisses him, he feels some of it lifting, like fog from the sea.
ii. "Oh, saints and angels," she says, her breath catching as he stumbles through the door, bleeding profusely from his nose and lip, his eye blacked. "What have you done?"
Gaheris sighs unhappily. "I got Agravain to beat me."
"What possessed you?" Luned goes from fear to irritation in one swift moment. "Mother of God, my little fool."
"I don't know. I was just feeling stupid. I don't know. I baited him, I knew how to make him angry, and he jumped me and beat my face in."
"'Tis not so handsome now. I'll not kiss thee."
"O, don't go on and punish me more."
"So I will."
Gaheris sits down on the bed heavily. A moment later he feels her by him; she kisses his forehead, and then goes for the basin and towel, and cleans off the blood.
iii. He surprises her when he asks to help her with her work, and she doesn't like it when he does, but he insists, and she makes concessions. It gives him some peace to do something useful for her.
It's even better at night when they have clean sheets to fall into, and he knows that it's the product of their labour--when he kisses her face and her neck and her shoulders, knowing that they've worked together like a man and his wife, even if she'll never give him that.
Re: gaheris/luned
Date: 2010-04-01 02:42 am (UTC)Luned loffs her insane knightlet.
Re: gaheris/luned
Date: 2010-04-01 02:53 am (UTC)Re: i am not new and interesting, srry
Date: 2010-04-01 04:35 am (UTC)Re: i am not new and interesting, srry
Date: 2010-04-01 05:13 am (UTC)