"Don't Give That Girl a Gun..."

[psalm_onethirtyone]

Oh, kittens. I swear I am going to respond to the comments left on my two previous posts, I am just terribly distractable and tired right now. So have a collection of diverting things that I have made from the internets:

1. A meme.

Pick one of my current rp characters and I will:

(a) Three facts about them from my personal fanon.
(b) A reason they're amazing.
(c) Five things that I'd like to see happen to them.
(d) Three people that I might ship that character with and why.

I'll probably do old characters, too, if you ask; I am pliable that way.

2. A tumblr.

Fuck Yeah, Benedict Cumberbatch. Oooh yeah.

3. A game.

I had sex with Oprah.

4. Photography.

Hummingbirds, it turns out, are as derpy as the rest of us.

5. A Polyvore.

This always makes me happy.

6. A fanfiction.

Raj/Howard, Big Bang Theory. Yesssss.

7. A request.

I'm almost done with a Holmes/Watson Sherlock fanfic, would anyone mind beta-reading it for me?

Comments

[tinyammmy]

Jim, please?

Also, I am going to bed, but if you haven't had it betaed by tomorrow night, feel free to send your fic my way if you like? I've even seen the whole series and everything. :D

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

a.i. Jim's cp probably stems from the fact that his mother smoked while she was pregnant with him.

ii. when he was in college he got drunk once and woke up naked in bed with a guy on the football team. Jim was mostly grateful that he didn't land in the hospital for it.

iii. he's allergic to cocoanut.

b. He knows several ballroom dances, including waltzing and tangos.

c. i. a successful relationship.
ii. sex with mike that does not end in tears (yeah, right).
iii. a barcrawl with buddy.
iv. some horrible revelatory experience with celia.
v. something ridiculous involving laurel finding out how much he loves cuddling with his puppy. :P

d. i. Mike; obviously Sagramore/Mordred is necessary, and besides there is so much UST it's not even funny.

ii. Buddy, because horribly Sagramore is vaguely functional with Bedivere, in a sort of 'they piss each other off terribly' way.

iii. Laurel, because they are ridiculously sweet together.

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Would you mind taking a look? I'd love that.

[tinyammmy]

Not at all! I've a slow night in tonight, so pop it my way if you like.

Aw, Jim. *squishes him*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Sweet.

Jim is pathetic, what even.

[eremon-lass.livejournal.com]

I was going to say Jim as well, but since that has been said (:D), I will say Sagramore.

*squoosh*

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

a. i. Sagramore prefers dogs, but he is cool with kitties. If it cuddles, he is down with it, frankly.

ii. He knows more sex positions than you. What? He does.

iii. If he does not get coffee at least once a week, and preferably oftener, he throws a tantrum.

b. Despite the fact that he really seems like an overprivileged, oversexed smartass, he is extraordinarily capable when the situation calls for it.

c. i. Sagramore on refried_scenes needs to die this month.
ii. Sagramore on xanadoodle needs to get sat on by the doctor.
iii. Sagramore on tiring_room needs to be a doofus at Morgana some more.
iv. young!Sagramore on refried_scenes needs to FINISH SEXING IT UP WITH BEDIVERE HINT HINT.
v. generally I need to find an excuse to play with him again.

d. i. Mordred. Dur.
ii. Galahad. Idk, it is strangely attractive to me. They are such polar opposites.
iii. Courfeyrac. Cozy sexytiems.

[little-lady-d.livejournal.com]

oh, wow. this polyvore thing looks dangerous. like it could eat all my time, spit it back out in collage form.

[mhari.livejournal.com]

you're not wrong. .___.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

p. much.

[eremon-lass.livejournal.com]

Word.

[mhari.livejournal.com]

Gaheris. :D

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

a. i. Gaheris occasionally has sleep paralysis. It doesn't help anything, as you can imagine.

ii. He finds the idea that he might have known people who later became historical figures very weird. He remembers when they weren't even born.

iii. He is actually extraordinarily good at making pottery.

b. He killed Morgause. :P

c. i. He needs to meet Mordred in Xana.
ii. He really needs to make a non-creepy friend.
iii. However, he should still hang out with Kit.
iv. I don't know, I just want to play him because he's weirdly fun.
v. Someday I should finish the thread with Enfys.

d. i. Mordred. Sigh. It's so wrong and yet so right.
ii. Lynet. Thankfully they are perfect for each other.
iii. Sagramore. I know, I know. But mostly he wants to feel wanted, and grounded, and Sagramore is good for doing that.